dsmrx7 Posted July 14, 2008 Report Posted July 14, 2008 > A store that sells new husbands has opened in > New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the > instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: > > > > You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are > six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends > the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or > may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down > except to exit the building! > > > > So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a > husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: > > > > Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. > > > > She is intrigued, but continues to the second > floor, where the sign reads: > > > > Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. > > > > 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' > > > > So she continues upward. The third floor sign > reads: > > > > Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and > are Extremely Good Looking. > > > > 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep > going. > > > > She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: > > > > Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are > Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. > > > > 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly > stand it!' > > > > Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign > reads: > > > > Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are > Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic > Streak. > > > > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the > sixth floor, where the sign reads: > > > > Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this > floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof > that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the > Husband Store. > > > > PLEASE NOTE: > > > > To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner > opened a New Wives store just across the street. > > > > The first floor has wives that love sex. > > > > The second floor has wives that love sex and > have money and like beer. > > > > The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have > never been visited. Quote
Animalman294 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Posted July 15, 2008 I think that one was on here about a year or more ago, but its still funny.............. Quote
YamahaMama Posted July 15, 2008 Report Posted July 15, 2008 > The second floor has wives that love sex and> have money and like beer. HAHA that is great!!! :ninja: Quote
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