dsmrx7 Posted July 14, 2008 Report Posted July 14, 2008 Larry gets home late one night and, Helen, his wife says, 'Where the hell have you been?'Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.''A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?''I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.'What thehell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Whyonearth would an instructor get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on hisprivates?''Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blowa hundred bucks anytime you want.' Larry is recovering in room 233 at Laurentian Hospital !!! Quote
Animalman294 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Posted July 15, 2008 Very nice..............Hahahahaha Quote
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