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> A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station,

> when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little

> ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the

> middle.

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> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet the wagon was being

> pulled by her dog and her cat.

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> The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is

> a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration

> 'Thanks,' the girl replied.

> The firefighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the

> girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell

> you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's

> collar, I think you could go faster.'

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> The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right,

> but then I wouldn't have a siren.

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