Animalman294 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."Adam decided to to his friend's advice. The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," Adam replied. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeKid15 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 I would find new friends to take advice from... haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmegill727 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 I would find new friends to take advice from... haha yeah haha :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 STROKIN' Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 I would find new friends to take advice from... haha LOL!!...Ditto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 ha that sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyhighprerunner Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 poor bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamebo Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Now he knows what NOT to give her for valentines day! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05.Banshee.SE Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Lmao. Pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gipperz Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 She probably went to his friends house for an hour. ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedtrik Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98_banshee_newbie Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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