His#1_UntilSheeCameAlong Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?" Quote
Animalman294 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote
Wildcardracing Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 LOL, that's funny as hell. :yelrotflmao: Quote
rusty1100 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 Thats hillarious... :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote
SQUIRREL MASTER Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 thats good stuff right there. i personally would have done her the favor then grab the beer and controller. Quote
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