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A man, having applied to join the Clovis , New Mexico police force, is being interviewed. The Chief says, 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.' Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, 'Take this gun with 13 bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit.' The man asks, 'Why the rabbit?' 'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief, 'When can you start?'

HAHAHAHA!! Yeah right! i even know you well enough by now that you are full of shit and you wouldn't walk away that easily without a fight! LMAO!

I know, it'll be OK...Not everyone can be as EXTREMELY AWESOME as us Coal Folk :tongue:

Yeah, where are all of them? I'm a little surprised actually, seein the way he was talking, where are the "plenty of members here who will vouch for my character"? I haven't seen anybody

Wanna join :biggrin: It's not so bad here in PA hillbilly land!

Jack's a pussy..take the bet..you will win!!

What??!?!?! LMAO And thanks Tony

There's a BIG difference between speaking your mind/voicing your opinion and being an asshole. I speak my mind..I'm not afraid to voice my opinion but I still have respect for others. It's really not that hard, you should try it some time, you'll feel a lot better about yourself. I could give you a few tips if you'd like...I won't be a dick, I promise. You said so yourself that you would come out this way to ride if you could, but you can't. Idiot. Remember that? Where you offered to pay someone $20 to And I don't care if there are plenty of members who could vouch for your character (does that make you feel special?), you don't mean shit to me or any of us PA hillbillies for that matter. And there are plenty of members who could vouch for Jack also. It's called having friends to back you up. Which come to think of it, I haven't seen any of yours come here and have your back. Everyone knows you're in the wrong. And that's exactly why so many of them have backed Jack! I didn't do anything because of anyone. I saw that you were once again running your big fat mouth where it didn't concern you and I got pissed. I spoke my mind...Sound familiar? Huh tough guy? Retard lol You don't know me, fool, I've been called worse than that! Whatever!!! LMAO...There you go....Again! You're funny!! I wish I had as much confidence as you Again, big boy, I didn't come here because anyone told me to. We're not in high school anymore. I came here because I take a big interest in the things that Jack enjoys. His Banshee is something he really enjoys. And I figured, if I can't beat her, join her. I am myself, always. But like you said, "you dont know me", I am as original as it gets. I don't follow the herd, here I am, I am me. And I don't do what others tell me cause I think they're 'cool'...(Remember kid, were out of high school damnit!!) I do what I want because I think I'm cool! Mouthing you makes me feel better...does that count? I'm acting just like you...Does that strike a nerve??

That's bullshit and you know it! I see guys on here being a cock face all the time but not near as much as you! If you didn't have that little title, the build and the ignorance of a teenager you sure as hell wouldn't be running your mouth. You don't know none of these guys, or Jack for that matter, enough to shoot your mouth off on them. Are you really a dick or do you just put on a show for the other members to try to make yourself look all fuckin tough and hard-assed? You know damn well you could never come out this way to ride. Have you ever ridden on this type of terrain? Chances are no, so quit wasting your breath arguing about shit you don't know. You ride your hills, they'll ride theirs. Do those PA hillbillies come telling you your wrong when your trying to explain what type of tire would be best for sand, or anything else for that matter? Fuck no, and ya know why? Because they're not assholes and think they know all there is to know about ridin'. They don't know shit about sand and they aren't afraid to admit it. If somebody comes to them for advice about coal, stay out of it, nobody asked you! Keep your ignorance to yourself. I understand kiddo that your only 25, you're still young but come on. We all have to grow up eventually! So, you take your own advice...And stay out of it.

Oh now stop it Jack, I already said, he's just a little guy...with a fat head

Yeah, the day he can come all this way and make it up one of these hills with whatever tire HE'LL think will make it, is the day he can run his mouth. Until then, LOCO, keep your useless knowledge to yourself. You ride on your terrain, they'll ride on there's. If you've never rode shit like this then I see no reason for you to run that purdy little mouth of yours. :ohmy:

Jack, quit harassing the little guy! He's only 25. He's just a young'in! Plus, he says he's "Gangsta" :yelrotflmao: He knows what's right and nobody can tell him otherwise. It's a losing battle. He's gonna argue everyone because he knows how it's suppose to be. Plus, he's a moderator, he can get away with bashing all the other HQ members. Someday he'll grow up and learn to either quit being a dick or SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Wow, wow, wow! Maybe I shouldn't contribute to this thread. 1. it's SUPER old and 2. I've never contributed anything but a few threads in the humor forum. Wannashee might bash me because of that! BUT, anyway, I really had to because for some odd reason, I read the WHOLE thing, took me 2 days, but I did it. There are alot of things I want to say (rude & whatnot) but I'll only say this. I am NOT proud of what I was given in the "upper half" department. I hate it when Jack (a.k.a. BWD) looks at titties better, nicer, rounder, more voluptuous than mine, etc, etc...Makes me feel, ya know, not as good. BUT, HE is the one who contributed to some boobie/hot chick thread a while back (and still has all the naked chick pics btw) and HE is the one who started Boobie Wars...But did I say anything in either of those threads (well, except for the major man boobie pic I posted just to be an ass) For me to have said anything would've "opened a can of worms" between me and HQ members and worse yet, me and Jack. I'm still coming to terms with the fact that he looks. Does he think they're better than mine? Maybe. But he could've had a gifted chick, instead he's been with me for 3 super happy great years. So, POST AWAY! I would much rather he be posting shit like this on here instead of secretly going to porn sites, online dating sites or god forbid, seeking them out in person! It's not like I can't log in any time I want and see what all has been contributed. If I don't like something I keep it to myself and talk to him about it in private because it's between him and me. I was surprised to see Mama's reaction when "wannabe" called her a fat ass. I was like "What?!?!" How could wanna have said that to her when all she said was "quit bitchin" (I think anyway, I read too much to remember everything lol) Wow, some people are just mean! Wanna, you just have to a be sad and miserable person to get that offended by something that's not worth the time! And as for everyone keeping the thread going, they were on to other things! Like Mama's new tits for example! They weren't even talking to or about you anymore! Sure, someone new to the thread popped in to remark on the whole thing but YOU are the one who got all defensive about it again and opened it right back up. I shouldn't even be doing this. I don't have a banshee, let alone any kind of 4 wheeled equipment. That's all on him. If he'd stop upgrading his so much, maybe he'd have some time to start working on one for me! HAHA Then I'd have something more useful to post other than a joke or two. But for now I'm only here because of him. I like being involved in other things that he loves. And I like reading all the funny ass bullshit, AND MJ's smart ass replies to almost everything. Which usually don't make any sense at all but that's why I like it Again, I know this is old but, oh well. Oh, as for the men on here who are supposedly "exploiting" these women, HA! They're exploiting them selves! Like they didn't know what was going to happen to those pics after they flashed their titties for the camera?!?! Come on! That's the lamest remark! So, all in all, I do have a problem with titties better than mine, especially if my ol' man is looking at them. BUT, I'm not going to open up about it, this site is mainly full of men and these men don't care about my feelings and nothings gonna change about it anyway even if I did say something...The only thing that would happen would be me and Jack getting into it and him telling me that he'll have me banned from the site (LOL, yeah, he said that!! HAHA) So yeah, hopefully within the next year I'll have a quad also so then I'll be able to contribute more efficiently Thanks to all of you for giving me such a good read! And I am SO WIRED up on coffee right now! If I repeated myself a dozen times, I apologize Have a good one all!

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that's freakin funny

A friend of mine has passed on this warning.... A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular supermarket shoppers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to Walmart has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. So men, beware LOL

HAHA! That's horrible but Hilarious!!

A woman went into a pet store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog, they say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" "Blow jobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month." he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied... "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is outta here!!"

Oh...My...God!! :woot:

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

They have WIIINGS!!! LMAO!

It's gone...Luckily... Page from the link you posted.. Ain't the cow freakin' great?!?! Whatever, there was a cow with the little thought balloon but he won't stay where I want him..