little johnny

[DEADONE]

During one of her daily classes a

teacher trying to teach good manners,

asked her students the following

question:

 

"Michael, if you were on a date having

dinner with a nice young lady,

how would you tell her that you have to go

to the bathroom?"

 

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to

go pee."

 

The teacher responded by saying, "That

would be rude and impolite."

 

What about you Peter, how would you say

it?" Peter said, "I am sorry,

but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll

be right back."

 

"That's better, but it's still not very

nice to say the word bathroom

at the dinner table.

 

And you, little Johnny, can you use your

brain for once and show us

your good manners?"

 

I would say: "Darling, may I please be

excused for a moment? I have to

shake hands with a very dear friend of

mine, whom I hope you'll get to

meet after dinner."

 

The teacher fainted.

[LS1Inferno]

hahahahahahahhahahhahhahhah that is just great hahahahahhahahahahhaaa

[rusty1100]

Thats a good one!!!

[jamebo]

HAHA That little Johnny's a character! lol, good one!