jamebo Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Teacher walks into her third grade class and says " Today kids, we are going to study the word DEFINITELY, can anyone correctly use the word definitely in a sentence?" Little Suzy was the first to raise her hand. " Teacher, the sky is DEFINITELY blue!" Well, the teacher said, thats not entirely true. Sometimes it's grey, and at night it's black. Next, little Jason answered. " Teacher, the leaves are DEFINITELY green!" Well, thats close but not quite true either, replied the teacher. In the fall they are brown. About that time, little Johnny raised his hand from the back of the classroom. The teacher was pleased and surprised to hear from him and said yes, Johnny? Johnny said "teacher are farts lumpy?" No, she replied. Johnny says " Then I DEFINITELY just shit my pants!! Quote
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