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hey brookie, come here lemme  paint  your face with my man  juice

 

you will like i i swear

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you wish. i bet you havent performed in front of a woman in years. dont worry, i'll wear a sammy davis jr. mask and talk about man jizz and blood to help you out.

 

*****got :yank:

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anyone who pays to see that shit is an idiot........if that bitch offered me 3500 to come see hee fucking freak show id pass....its our own fault i know guys that dig holes and pave roads for 10 bucks an hour and this twat makes a 100 mil a year trying to sing, who ever decieded that a guy who dribbles a ball is worth ten mill a year should have his ass kicked, i wonder if james worthy could handle 17 orders at McDonalds in 6 minutes

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guy, youre lucky if  you could get a date in a retirment home

 

sit down  and shut up old man, or i'll kick out your walker

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you idiot. blue is more of a man than youll ever be. not to mention he could buy and sell you.

 

:rotflmao:

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yeah you two can get married,, and you can change his depends every day,,, :rotflmao:

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you rub yourself raw and cry yourself to sleep every night dont you?

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awww dont mind him Brooke he's young and dumb as a box of rocks, hed take a swing at me and id simply break his limb, maybe if i was feeling chipper id hand him his adams apple, ive scapped with badder fuckers than he'll ever be, taken a few AK slugs (and those fuckers sting) he's just a pussie, all bullshit and no balls

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GWAR shows are so much fun,  the just beak every rule,,,

 

the best is when you get  out of a gwar show from a club in nyc,, and you gotta walk 12 blocks back to penn staion and take the train home,, all while you are covered in  mock, blood, jizz, guts,, and what ever else they can throw at you

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We got toxic waste dumped on us, and then when they chopped the popes head off we got covered in blood.

 

No jizz at that show, but Slymenstra did that cool fire baton thing, and there was somethng about penguins and a malfuncioning snow machine that ended up being fuckin hilarious.

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We got toxic waste dumped on us, and then when they chopped the popes head off we got covered in blood.

 

No jizz at that show, but Slymenstra did that cool fire baton thing, and there was somethng about penguins and a malfuncioning snow machine that ended up being fuckin hilarious.

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i heard my first GWAR the other day. that song about fucking animals is awesome. :shrugani:

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