Healing

[The Rebel]

An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and

asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across

the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The

waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup

of coffee on him.

 

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He

shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress

for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and

asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the

Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat.

 

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on

crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there,

sweet thang! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too,

looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?"

The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold

glass of Coke, "On my bill."

 

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and

said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the

strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

 

Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your

kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening

up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back

flips out the door.

 

Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.

 

The Redneck jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me...I'm drawin'

disability!"

[ogre03]

Ha Not too bad.

[Dead Op]

[MILO]

yep, that sounds about right.

[Animalman294]

Gidder done.............

[Cotton eyed Joe]

If I didn't know better I'd think someone was spying on a few members of my not distant enough family.

[The Rebel]

If I didn't know better I'd think someone was spying on a few members of my not distant enough family.

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Hah, lol. Don't be hatin' now.

[steveodo]

Thats pretty good