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"durka durka durka"---Aw you're breaking my balls Hans you're breaking my balls.

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"I think 1 of the terrorist's is trying to tell us something"

 

"it's me it's me!"

 

"I think hes saying....kiss me kiss me!"

 

"SMARTASS MOTHERFUCKER"

 

:D

"Listen up actor i dont like you and if you betray us,i'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so the next time you shit,you'll shit all over your balls,got it!!"

 

"...i'll put a gehad on you" :rotflmao:

Edited by Rookie_of_the_year
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I dont get it.

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Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

 

:jesterlaugh:

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man, I didnt know that would inspire such a following...sweeet :headbang:

 

Im so rone-ree....

 

ahhh ,hansh brix...

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This is a really nice limo.

 

Yes it is, (dramatic pause) Now Suck My Cock!

 

:rotflmao:

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i bet you 100 buck you cant set your fart on fire.

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Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

 

:jesterlaugh:

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:rotflmao::headbang:

 

"I Bewieve Him"

Edited by Rookie_of_the_year
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