thegroup Posted September 23, 2005 Report Posted September 23, 2005 Guy goes to the doctor for his broken arm. Doc says" Yep, its broken" Doc goes "we're going to have to re-break it and casted it, do u want some pain killers?" Guy say"Nope, this wont hurt" Aigh, the doesnt even flinch during the surgery. Doc tell him to come back in a few weeks.......................... Guy goes back for the check-up and the doc tells him it will have to be re-broke and set. The guy says no pain killers again and the doc is very surprised. As before, no flinch. After the surgery, the doc ask the guy" How can u take that pain" THe guy explains" Ever been in the woods and need to shit, u just squat and go. Well I squated on a bear trap" Doc goes "Damn, that had to hurt!" Guy says"Nope not really. It didnt hurt till I Hit the end of the chain!" Figured I share this one Quote
04ShEeLE Posted September 23, 2005 Report Posted September 23, 2005 ummm...please explain, I don't get it Quote
BansheeBrian Posted September 23, 2005 Report Posted September 23, 2005 ummm..errrr.. No comprendo. Sorry 04 but I need an explanation myself. Quote
namshee Posted September 23, 2005 Report Posted September 23, 2005 ummm...please explain, I don't get it 418246[/snapback] good point Quote
rockgc9 Posted September 23, 2005 Report Posted September 23, 2005 Yeah i also need an explanation..... Quote
dalegoldston Posted September 23, 2005 Report Posted September 23, 2005 In case you are not kidding. The trap was tied to a tree with a chain. The trap closed the man took off running and BOING. But it wasnt that funny to me either. Quote
thegroup Posted September 24, 2005 Author Report Posted September 24, 2005 bear trap, chain to ground, snaped on his balls, he took off running and there u go. Doesnt hurt till u hit the end of the chain Quote
STLBILL Posted September 24, 2005 Report Posted September 24, 2005 I was able to form a mental picture after the first guy explained. I laughed and grimmaced in sympathy pain at the same time. Obviously we all ride ATVs instead of trapping animals. Quote
thegroup Posted September 24, 2005 Author Report Posted September 24, 2005 ya, sry i didnt explain it better. i was like 1 in the morning here last night and i was ready to go to bed, so rushed in putting the joke down. SRY, MY BAD! Quote
rebelbanshee2 Posted September 24, 2005 Report Posted September 24, 2005 what does the broken arm have to do with the bear trap? Quote
Holyman Posted September 29, 2005 Report Posted September 29, 2005 what does the broken arm have to do with the bear trap? 418859[/snapback] He must have been wiping when the trap snapped shut. That would be funny as heck seeing a guy passed out in the woods with his pants around his ankles his hand up his butt and a bear trap sunk into both cheeks Quote
rebelbanshee2 Posted September 29, 2005 Report Posted September 29, 2005 He must have been wiping when the trap snapped shut. That would be funny as heck seeing a guy passed out in the woods with his pants around his ankles his hand up his butt and a bear trap sunk into both cheeks 420785[/snapback] I guess that makes sense...this is officially the worst joke in the history of BHQ Quote
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