Holyman Posted August 19, 2005 Report Posted August 19, 2005 I was thinking about Christopher Reeves and now Madonna who couldn't manage to keep their butts in the saddle while riding and I was thinking... Why hasn't anyone suggested that all horses be shot and their owners be put in prison? After all that's what they say about ATVers. When Ozzy fell on his head they blamed the atv industry when the guy can't take 2 steps without falling on his head as it is. Why not blame the equine industry for the damage to these beautiful people who give so much to the world? Besides, with the way the economy is right now, we could all stand to have a huge influx of tasty, affordable, grain-fed, meat. Quote
Timmy301 Posted August 19, 2005 Report Posted August 19, 2005 Yeah, and then once all the horses are gone,we can make use of all the wonderfull horse trails,on our quads of course. Quote
locogato11283 Posted August 19, 2005 Report Posted August 19, 2005 yea them fuckers just shit all over the place...that should be illegal...and what about skiing?? hasnt there been a few famous people get fucked on skiiing? that should be illegal too...we should ban skis and ski resorts... Quote
Brooke Posted August 19, 2005 Report Posted August 19, 2005 hey if this whole celebrity horse injury thing is gonna pick up, i say keep em around! hell, lets start giving out free horses to celebrities. yeeeeee haaaaaaaw Quote
kw04 Posted August 19, 2005 Report Posted August 19, 2005 screw the movie stars they are over paid bitches anyway. Quote
Shee-Male Posted August 20, 2005 Report Posted August 20, 2005 hey if this whole celebrity horse injury thing is gonna pick up, i say keep em around! hell, lets start giving out free horses to celebrities. yeeeeee haaaaaaaw 406439[/snapback] Thats brilliant! They should make the owners pick up the shit with a plastic bag like with a dog, that would put a interesting twist on a long ride LOL Quote
trail rider Posted August 21, 2005 Report Posted August 21, 2005 dont kill all the horses just yet. I'd like to have something to ride around on instead of walking when all the oil and fuel is gone Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted August 21, 2005 Report Posted August 21, 2005 because ATV's didnt win the west. 406423[/snapback] I laughed loud enough to wake the wife. I can see it now. Cowboys on atv's rustling cattle and fighting indians. That would have made it a little easier on them except for that whole no gas stations thing. Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted August 21, 2005 Report Posted August 21, 2005 hey if this whole celebrity horse injury thing is gonna pick up, i say keep em around! hell, lets start giving out free horses to celebrities. yeeeeee haaaaaaaw 406439[/snapback] What kind of a fucking horse could hold up Michael Moore let alone buck his fat ass off??? He'd already be on the ground....poor horses legs stickin straight out to the sides...wheezing for air. I say lets saddle up Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon first. YIPPIE-KIE-YAY!!! Quote
Brooke Posted August 21, 2005 Report Posted August 21, 2005 What kind of a fucking horse could hold up Michael Moore let alone buck his fat ass off??? He'd already be on the ground....poor horses legs stickin straight out to the sides...wheezing for air. I say lets saddle up Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon first. YIPPIE-KIE-YAY!!! 406724[/snapback] i hear mules can carry a lot of weight hell, lets just stage it. drop a horse on his fat head i agree with tim robbins and susan sarandon, they need to be high on the list. right up there with....uhh...ok i cant narrow it down. Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted August 21, 2005 Report Posted August 21, 2005 i hear mules can carry a lot of weight hell, lets just stage it. drop a horse on his fat head i agree with tim robbins and susan sarandon, they need to be high on the list. right up there with....uhh...ok i cant narrow it down. 406738[/snapback] LOL have a horse stampede right through down town Malibu. Quote
The Rebel Posted August 21, 2005 Report Posted August 21, 2005 Yippy-o- kie-yay I'll tip ole Jack to that Quote
[email protected] Posted August 21, 2005 Report Posted August 21, 2005 ozzy was fucked , he hit the power band and wasnt realizing that his perscription pills delayed his reaction , Bike went up on a weelie and he thought you press the gas more to counter act the weelie ......... it was funny as shit to me ! Quote
98bonerSTOCKshee Posted August 21, 2005 Report Posted August 21, 2005 because ATV's didnt win the west. 406423[/snapback] I often dream taking the shee back in time with alittle gas and ride for awhile and leave it there.. could you image if the Native indians would have come across the beast sitting in the woods. I see it now.. Little broken Paw heading back from the long hunt tired and and about to give up from a bad hunt, as he turns the corner on the trail there shee sits. Dumb founded he pushes it back to the villiage. As he arrives all the youngsters are running around it in amazment, elders are unsure!! Not knowing what the piece of machinery is they place it next to the totum pole thinking it was some sort of gift from thr gods . Later that night after all the spirits and "pie o tee" is taking affect, Little Broken Paw see his friends in a drunken state laughing and joking around on the Gift. Older brother Big Broken Paw jumps on and mounts the beast in doing so he manages to kick the motor off, he must have slipped it in to gear somehow..... just image the rest Quote
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