dave95.1 Posted July 23, 2005 Report Posted July 23, 2005 Ellison - not trying to take your throne, just keepin you on your game THE LOST CUSTOMER: > A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before > I can > get a haircut?" > The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy > leaves. > A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, > "How > long before I can get a haircut?" > The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, > "About 3 > hours." The guy leaves. > > A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, > "How long before I can get a haircut?" > The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and > half." > The guy leaves. > > The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, > follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has > to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back." > A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing > hysterically. > The barber asks, "Bill, where does he go when he leaves here?" > Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house! Quote
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