ellison445 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls. They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected, they find themselves in desperate need of a restroom. As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and relieve themselves behind the headstones. As they finish, they both realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with. The first woman decides to use her underpants and throw them away afterwards which is what she does. The second woman is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose them, but notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers all over it. One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with thick, expensive ribbon. Just right for the job she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers towards her, and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they continue staggering home. Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second. "We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no underpants on last night!". "You think you've got problems!" exclaims the second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck up her ass that said "We'll never forget you - from all the guys at the fire station!". Quote
sanddevil111 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 hahaha thats good...I would love to here a woman explain that Quote
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