Dont drink your own pee...

[PolyKarbon]

Quick funny story. About a week ago I was in my garage talking on my cell phone and workin on the shee. I had to piss really bad but I couldnt go upstairs or the phone would cut out. So naturally I pissed in a mountain dew can. No big deal...except I forgot to dump it outside when I was done. I totally forgot about it, so the piss just sat in that can for a WEEK! 1 week later, Im sweatin my balls off workin on the shee again, I see a mountain dew and I thought it was the one I brought downstairs with me. I take a BIG ol' mouthful.....I didnt swallow yet. Im thinkin to myself...WTF...is this old gas? Is it old brake fluid......wtf is in this can......OH MY GOD!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! Realization set in like a ton of bricks. Needless to say, I empty my piss cans from now on.

Edited March 22, 2005 by PolyKarbon

[MILO]

ugghhh, that would suck! you know, you never did say if you spit it out or swallowed it down after figuring it out.

Edited March 22, 2005 by MILO

[Guest nightmare]

That is a story best kept to yourself.

This is where I should say something witty, but I'm at a loss for words right now. That is just to funny. I am gaging and laughing at the same time.

[bansheefreestyler]

ahahha i fell on teh floor im laughing so hard

[bbluebanshee]

waaahahahhahahah... holy shit i think i just wet myself i was laughing so hard. you telling everyone about it was ballsy, but as said before...i am speechless ( laughing too hard to say anything). I have heard of lots of people drinking their chew cups, but only a "choice" handfull admit to drinking pee!!

[frocashmoney24]

i have no reply other then, dude.....that sucks big nuts

[rockgc9]

I definetly would not of told anyone about that. But that is pretty funny.

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

I'm tearing up that's so funny.

[ondeeeznuts]

W O W

 

[locogato11283]

y didnt u just go outside and piss? i would have let the wifey go and taken a leak.

[PolyKarbon]

Of course I spit that shit out! I ran over to my water hose outside and literally layed on the ground with the hose in my mouth full blast to wash out the taste, then upstairs to brush the hell out of my teeth. Oh, and I dont get embarrassed easily, so I tell everyone this story.

[ellison445]

LMAO....That was some fuunny shit.....oops I mean Piss!!!

 

 

Of course I spit that shit out! I ran over to my water hose outside and literally layed on the ground with the hose in my mouth full blast to wash out the taste, then upstairs to brush the hell out of my teeth. Oh, and I dont get embarrassed  easily, so I tell everyone this story.

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[~~Banshee~~]

Old gas huh,lol!

[DuneRoller]

Holy crap. That's some funny stuff right there!

[Ducman]

Ever notice that some motor oil is somewhat red? We were at the lake one time when I was a kid with our old POS boat that apparently my dad was worried about leaking or becomming low on oil. Of all containers immagineable my dad filled a 2 liter plastic bottle that once contained generic strawberry soda with 30 wt motor oil out of the drum on the farm. It was a scortching hot water ski day on Shasta lake and there was this bottle of strawberry soda lying next to the picnic blanket, food, and icechest on the shore. I tipped that baby back ready to chug down some soda, when.... Uuuuugh! Luckily I didn't swallow any, or very much, but let me just say that shit doesn't come out of your mouth very easy!

 

However, I'd rather take a swig of good ol' 30wt over piss any day!