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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,

reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men

had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about

their kids.

 

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started

working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.

He studied economics and business administration and soon

began to climb the corporate ladder --and now he's the

president of the company. He became so rich that he gave

his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his

birthday."

 

The second guy said, "d**n, that's terrific! My son is also

my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline,

then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he

became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority

of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a

brand new jet for his birthday."

 

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied

in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he

started his own construction company and is now a

multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and

expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000

square foot mansion."

 

The three friends congratulated each other just as the

fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all

the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were

talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our

sons. What about your son?"

 

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living

dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends

said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son

and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just

passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000

square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line

Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

 

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"

"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

 

~~~~~~~

There is this old couple and they have been married for a long time. They hadn't had sex in a while, so the wife goes out and buys some crotch less underwear.

She goes home and puts them on and goes downstairs. Her husband is sitting in the living room watching sports on tv and she goes and sits in front of him, but he tries to look aroung her at the tv.

 

She opens her legs and says, "You want some of this?"

 

The husban replies, "Hell no, look what it did to your underwear."

 

~~~~~~~

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As WV State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the WV State Police Ball. "He replied, "WV State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

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