Dopeman0012 Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 I was just thinking about life, and the truths i have found to be true thus far. This is what i got so far, but if you dont agree with somethin let me know. 1. It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. 2. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. 3. Sex is like bridge...If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. 4. It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are stupid, then open it and remove all doubt. 5. God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Anyone have any other quotes or truths, or even deep questions you're pondering? Quote
STLBILL Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 Anyone have any other quotes or truths, or even deep questions you're pondering? Oh, c'mon you didn't really ask ME that did you? Why is the difference between odd and even a philosophical illusion? It's been bugging me because they submit, but never answer, it on that commercial about women in math and science. If you can get this one we can work on the rest of my list... -Bill Quote
Wallrat Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 Does this remind anybody of brokestonedbiker or any of the other aliases that tool went by? Quote
frocashmoney24 Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 we dont need that bastard back! but if its not you then i have a quote, what came first the chicken or the egg Quote
Fireman-hott Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 Drive on a parkway, park on a driveway? If I have sex with my clone am I considered gay or am I masturbating since im fucking myself. Quote
thegroup Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 A woman wants one man to satisfy all her needs, a man wants all women to satisfy his only need! Quote
racer Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 Does this remind anybody of brokestonedbiker or any of the other aliases that tool went by? 339110[/snapback] it was the first thing that went through my head. Quote
Holyman Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 it was the first thing that went through my head. 339151[/snapback] You guys must have forgotten that he couldn't spell. Here's one... Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger Quote
blk02banshee Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 man who fart in church, sit in his own pew. man who travel through airport turnstile sideways, is going to bangcock Quote
dawgfan Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 A woman wants one man to satisfy all her needs, a man wants all women to satisfy his only need! 339134[/snapback] I was asked this at work the other night....by a female! If a man and a womean sit facing eachother completly naked and masterbate, but never touch, is it considered cheating????????? Quote
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