Another bad joke!

[banshee76179]

Heres 1....

 

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring

around the

marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this

small

sandal shop.

 

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,

"You

foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"

 

So the married couple walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special

sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at

sex."

 

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after

what the man

claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being

the sex God

he was.

 

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a

sexfreak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."

 

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally

gave in, and

tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got

this wild

look in his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many

years!! In the

blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him

violently

over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,

and

grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

 

The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE

WRONG FEET!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

[Shee_Rookie]

O.k. here's one ..

 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday

morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither

of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

 

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man."

 

"That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we

should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

 

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

 

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God

wants us to share this wine equally and celebrate our good fortune."

 

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

 

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle

and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and

immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

 

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

 

MORAL OF THE STORY:

 

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them

[Brian060]