ellison445 Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 Today is my daughter's 18th birthday....... I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Lauren, to come over to my house,and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face. " So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy... and watch the expression on your face". Quote
rockgc9 Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 These just keep getting better and better. Keep um comin Quote
stclark816 Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 Damn, wouldnt that be some shit?? Haha, good one.. Quote
ledofthezep Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again." Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?" Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..." Quote
dune_girl Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 arent you guys just quite the comedians Quote
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