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Posted
you dont wanna fuck with me,

i ride a fast ass screamin' banshee,

bangin gears like i bang them hoes,

push on the throttle and away it goes,

dont even be tempted to pull up beside,

cuz man you aint gonna touch this ride,

once i nail it all you see is my rear,

go home, get something fast, come back next year,

so dont be upset when i done roosted your ass,

you werent the first victim, and you wont be the last.. :evil:

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Posted

Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,

What so proudly we hailed as the Banshee's twin screaming

Whose broad stance and bright lights, thru the perilous fight'

O'er the dunes and trails watched, they are gallantly streaming.

And the Honda's ain't there, Bombardiers gasping for air,

Gave proof through the night that the Banshee's still there.

Darn right that 2 stroked, premixed, lightning bolt, continues to rage...

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Certainly no disrespect for the National Anthem is intended!!!

Posted
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,

What so proudly we hailed as the Banshee's twin screaming

Whose broad stance and bright lights, thru the perilous fight'

O'er the dunes and trails watched, they are gallantly streaming.

And the Honda's ain't there, Bombardiers gasping for air,

Gave proof through the night that the Banshee's still there.

Darn right that 2 stroked, premixed, lightning bolt, continues to rage...

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Certainly no disrespect for the National Anthem is intended!!!

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:clap: LMFAO....niiiiiiiiiiiice

Posted

Here I sit broken harted

the race was over before it started :bolt:

didn't know I'd look so retarded

:blink:

tried do drag against a shee

though my 4stroke was bad as can be

now I go home with banshee envey

I'll look in the HQ for my kill story.

:cry:

Posted

Whats with all these people hating on the banshee's

personally, i think they are all little nancies.

Riding their 4-strokes like they are all the best

but in reality its no funner than sitting in a nest.

No reverse, no e-start, and no oil injection.

so you better mix that gas, no corrections.

its true, banshee's are fast

this i know becasue im never the one getting past.

even if your racing, just playing or fucking

all you can think about is the backflip bansheefreestyler is hucking.

he's the man, we all know

without some elka's his suspension is gonna blow.

some say the banshee sucks for trails

maybe so if one cylinder fails.

i love my banshee in all conditions

theres nothing else i wanna ride when i go pitting.

the other quads are good ones, none the less

but i like my banshee best.

Posted

What about Banshee Haiku?

 

My Banshee is fast

Single cylinder Honda

Is no match for it

 

Four Hundred EX

Revving your engine sounds gay

Like a huge loud fart

 

C P I drag pipes

Belching hot race gas exhaust

Your ears are bleeding

Posted
even if your racing, just playing or fucking

all you can think about is the backflip bansheefreestyler is hucking.

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That's comedy right there folks. Hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted

even if your racing, just playing or fucking

all you can think about is the backflip bansheefreestyler is hucking.

he's the man, we all know

without some elka's his suspension is gonna blow.

 

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That was fuckin hilarious, I'm still laughing. :headbang::cheers:

poor little guy :cry:

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