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i have a class a cdl with hazmat,doubles,triples,tankers. endorsements...i also certified technican..that i got from vo tech school.and :whoa: most important i'm a certified lesbian...cus i like to lick the pink tacos :cheers::headbang:

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most important i'm a certified lesbian...cus i like to lick the pink tacos :cheers:  :headbang:

Just stay away from those tacos starting to turn brown... I aint quite figured it out yet but I think thats when they start to rot..

 

 

Mike

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I became a civil processor to do for a 2nd job...delivering divorce papers and other citations to ppl. Can get a little scary sometimes, ppl getting pissed off and cussing and yelling. Had the cops called on me a time or two..but hell its money baby...60 bucks a paper and alot of times i usually serve two to one person, 120 bucks for going to someones house and handing them some papers...cant get much better than that :cheers:

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i got a class a cdl with tanker, haz mat, air brakes blah blah trucker clock who wants it.

got a certificate of mechanics from butler c.c.c

 

best customer for the last 2 months from the local porn store

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Yep i got the drivers license

Motorcycle endorsement

 

-Govt. Vehicle drivers license

--MB4 and MB2 Aircraft Tow Vehicles

2-15K gas and Diesel Forklifts

Aircraft Deicers (open and closed baskets)

 

Qualified and Certified to Run

C-130 Aircraft Engines to Max Power

---4 Engine Turbo prop--- for those that dont know. This one is the most fun too!!

Got to love the govt.

 

My license is

 

4k-10k forklift

MB4 tug

28-45 passenger bus

4k-6k electric forklift

2.5 ton truck

4k-6k warehouse tug

 

I am also an Internationally certified Firefighter I.

I am certified for NonNuclear Verification.

 

Probably some other crap I have forgot.

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Masters degree from clown college... :jesterlaugh:

class M , motorcycle liscense-

state firearms certification, (when I was a Nuclear Security Officer.)-

Borg Warner service recognition for security duty at 1996 Olympic games-

manlift , forklift, sideloader,cherry picker (my fav) operators liscence-

mig, tig, welding certification-

certified entry into "confined space" (work)-

Proud member of the Republican party-

...and

"Mr. Smartass Illinois", 3 years running... :dance:

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i dont have a car lisence yet but i got a tractor lisence, forklift license, motor cycle license, acu race license for the quad racing, and iv got a degree in being a biutch of a son! :rolleyes: im an angel really!

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i got nothing special.... drivers licence with m/c endorsemt. then a few crappy qualifications that dont mean shit like open water life saving/ kayaking/ diving etc

i just started college workin towards a geography degree

 

stu

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warwgn, watch what the f*ck you're posting you jackass. I'm a 6283 in the Corps, and I know you can't go airing your shit. Nobody needs to know your clearance.

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Ahamay04, I been out for almost 6 yrs, and the crap I worked on is so old nobody would care how it worked, as for not telling my clearnce, it's a matter or public record alredy, and it's not active for the military at the present, but only in the civilan sector where its called by a different name which I wont say just to make you happy!! Semper Fi!!!! BOOT !!!! hope your enjoying cherry pit!!!! :yank:

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So a 6412, 8531 as a B- billet. I'm sorry, my bad. You worked in MALS more than likely. You probably worked on a few electrical boxes that held a minimum clearance and returned them to the squadrons. Then you went on to be a range coach. And now you're a rookie as I am on the HQ. But a BOOT? Come on now. I'm on my second tour as a 3 year Sergeant. Please. And yeah, I love Cherry Point. You should print this post out when you're done reading it, shred it, then burn it if it makes you feel better. :ph34r:

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