if you see fit chicks, what would you do to impres

[txblueshee]

A rabbit and a horse are out on the ranch, and the horse walks into a bog and starts to sink, he yells for the rabbit to help him get out, and tells the rabbit to go get the farmers tractor, so the rabbit scurys back to the farm house and then runs back and tells the horse the farmers gone in the tractor so the horse says

[Holyman]

You stick out your chest and you ask where the weight room is. Worked for Tommy Boy every time

[Otis]

The Moral of the Story: If your Hung like a Horse, you don

[Cotton eyed Joe]

The Moral of the Story: If your Hung like a Horse, you don

[nasty01banshee]

forget the mercedes.... there's enough money-grubbing pigs out there. just whip out the old yam-bag and see what happens.

[racer]

The Moral of the Story: If your Hung like a Horse, you don

[SIKGrl]

When I see hot chicks and Im on the shee, I usually just ride pass them and think..."poor thing, she doesnt even ride..." Since most of the time at the beach chicks are out there to swoop up on a dude with a nice quad or truck

 

EDIT: Oh and Blue, so true so true

Edited September 23, 2004 by SIKGrl

[FireHead]

i ride by, whip off my helmet then lick my eyebrows.

Apparently my secret woman gathering technique is not so secret any more.

[ehall1]

if you see fit chicks, what would you do to impress them using your banshee

i bring cake and cookies

oh nevermind i thought you said FAT chiks

[Lee]

"Girls like guys with skills...you know....Numchuk skills, computer hacking skills, bow hunting skills."

 

-Napoleon Dynamite

 

(I still want to see that movie)

[theeechozen1]

I just put my dick in the freezer for a little bit, then bust it out and "cold cock" her boyfriend. They can't resist that shit