loganskinner Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 (edited) so this is more of the end of the fight, but its the best part. her: well you dont even care about me. me: baby of course i care about you, youre my girlfriend, you mean the world to me. her: oh yeah, we never spend time together, and you always go riding but you never ask me to go with you when you and your friends go out on your 4 wheelers. me: i have taken you riding. her: only like 3 times and its never with anyone but us. me: i wanted it to be romatic. and besides, you look really funny when you ride. and you break stuff. her: well ive never ridden before, dont you call me funny looking you asshole! and whatever ive broken i payed to get fixed. me: im sorry baby. i really am. her: and i know you dont care about me, remember that time that i wrecked your damn 4 wheeler and all you cared about was it. me: baby you know i cared about you, i made sure you were alright. her: you asked me if anything was broken and when i said 'i think my arm' you said 'no, i meant on the banshee' me: well you were fine, so dont even try that. her: I THOUGHT I BROKE MY ARM! me: well i thought you broke the banshee's A-arm, so its even. and there were no broken arms anywhere. her: you were all over that damn 4 wheeler like it was more important. checking it out making sure nothing was bent, while i was sitting on the ground crying. me: ... there was stuff bent. shee was hurt. you were just shaken up. her: why do you care more about the 4 wheeler than you do about me? me: cause i didnt have to shell out 6500 dollars to ride you. yep. it was a long ride home. f*ck her if she cant take a joke. lol Edited September 11, 2004 by loganskinner Quote
bansheewizard Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 hahah thats funny shit man, same thing happen here. i was rebuilding my banshee when my girl came over and i was taking my time, and she said why dont you pay attetion to me like your 4 wheeler. i told her that it rides better then her . she got a lil pissed Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 me: ... there was stuff bent. shee was hurt. you were just shaken up.her: why do you care more about the 4 wheeler than you do about me? me: cause i didnt have to shell out 6500 dollars to ride you. Oh....you will probably have to pay alot more than that now. Quote
Holyman Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 As a part time marriage counselor I'm going to give you a little "expert" advice. If your girlfriend says she wants to ride, then get her a beat up banshee that runs and show her how to actually ride. If she says it's ugly, then slowly make it nicer looking {start with painting the beatup plastics or getting a new seat cover or stickers}. By this time you will begin to see where this is going. Road A... If she actually likes to ride then she will begin to say... I want Toomey pipes or I want a Lonestar swingarm for my banshee. Road B... If she doesn't like to ride she'll say... I hate that piece of junk you got for me why can't I ride yours and you ride the ugly old one. If she goes down road B, continue to improve the second Banshee while you look for a new girlfriend. To some inexperienced people this may seem to be kind of harsh but several things are accomplished this way. First you will have a new banshee to take up more of your time to compensate for the lack of other girlfriend related activities. Second she will slowly come to understand that she is either with us or against us. So she can get on the not so nice banshee and ride with the rest of the group or sit at home and get fat or go out and find some sissy boy that wants to paint her toenails all day or better yet she can get a pet to keep her occupied. By the time you have the second banshee fixed up to the point that you almost don't want someone inexperienced ride it, you have to make a decision if it has not already worked itself out. The girlfriend stays or she goes. If you decide that she stays then you are to leave off fixing up the second banshee and if she has not learned to ride it properly within one year, then you must part it out, subscribe to pet lover magazine and buy some David Benoit cd's and learn to do nails. If you decide that she goes, you are still to leave off from fixing up the second banshee until you can find a girl who is at least willing to learn to ride. The second banshee is always going to be the gauge as to how healthy your relationships with women are. If it is sparkling and fixed perfect then either she wanted it that way or you are VERY lonely. If you begin to sell parts from it then you are gradually losing your manhood and will soon be able to recite the entirety of volumes one and two of Legally Blonde. Cannibalizm of parts to keep your banshee in top shape is just survival of the fittest and a form of manifest destiny. Hopefully this will help you as it has helped countless {countless because I don't think anyone has ever heard this before} couples in crisis. Quote
roosthrower Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 damn holyman. how many times have you been down that road? Quote
347cid Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 my girl came over and i was taking my time, and she said why dont you pay attetion to me like your 4 wheeler. i told her that it rides better then her . she got a lil pissed haha... im gonna have to use that line when i feel like pissin her off Quote
locogato11283 Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 dude thats fuckin funny. i dont know how many fights ive been in like that. so what happened in the end? you get slapped for the $65oo riding comment? Quote
stclark04 Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 her: why do you care more about the 4 wheeler than you do about me? me: cause i didnt have to shell out 6500 dollars to ride you. that made my day. haha Quote
loganskinner Posted September 11, 2004 Author Report Posted September 11, 2004 naw, no slaps, just a lot of bitching and the we uhhh... made up. Quote
locogato11283 Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 naw, no slaps, just a lot of bitching and the we uhhh... made up. haha, you gave in and kissed some ass and got some ass huh??? Quote
Banshee~ Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 her: why do you care more about the 4 wheeler than you do about me? me: cause i didnt have to shell out 6500 dollars to ride you. that made my day. haha mine to Quote
tats4life Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 i miss those fights............hell that shit was still funny........ Quote
nickxc Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 Ah, man, They always bring up the banshee. My gf's car had 4 bald tires and I ordered tires for the shee. oh man. I got my ass kicked., But I got new bandits on the shee ... Quote
Big Blue Posted September 12, 2004 Report Posted September 12, 2004 Ah, man, They always bring up the banshee. My gf's car had 4 bald tires and I ordered tires for the shee. oh man. I got my ass kicked., But I got new bandits on the shee ... She wanted YOU to buy tires for her car Quote
nickxc Posted September 12, 2004 Report Posted September 12, 2004 She wanted YOU to buy tires for her car Well its kinda a joint thing. Whats mine is hers and whats hers is mine. Its my house, car, truck, blaster, banshee, and sleds but we share em... and its her rack and "baby maker" but we share em... get it?? Quote
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