bansheeboy757 Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Man its been so long since Ive visited these forums. Just sayin Hi to everyone but I pose the question to you. Doesnt spam taste like cat food? Quote
banshee04le Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Well I've never eaten cat food or spam for that matter. Nonetheless, I can imagine the similarity. I am assuming now that you have eaten both, and that is just gross. Quote
ranshee Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 From just the smell alone, I just might have to agree with ya. Quote
evil Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 ohhh holy fucking mother of all creatures, he climbed back out from under that rock Quote
SICK BOY Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Welcome back,and I think Spam burgers rock. Quote
frocashmoney24 Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 dude the chicken spam is like a slice of heaven... Quote
Dune Ratt Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Spam is like the byproduct of the gods Quote
BansheeBrian Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 I heard they are coming out with spam flavored cat food. welcome back.Where in the hell have you been? Quote
NYUK Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 I heard they are coming out with spam flavored cat food. welcome back.Where in the hell have you been? who cares where bansheelessboy757`s been! Quote
gumby Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 well the fact that you tried cat food is all sorts of wrong and spam although not my favorite thing i would agree has the same smell and texture to the touch as far as taste your on your own man Quote
99screaminshee Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yucky thats sick fuckin stores around here stock that shit id never eat that it looks like slimy shit and smells like canned dog food man that is so gross id pay to see sum1 eat that its as bad as the piss snow cone from jackass ewwwww gross Quote
BansheeBrian Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Should this be moved to product reviews. Quote
ledofthezep Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Just got to thinking,...I know there are some other Monty Python fans here. Anyone ever see the Flying Circus "SPAM" episode. It's flipp'n great! Here's the skit for those interested... Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag. Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Ya gotta love it! Quote
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