trickedcarbine Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Any one remember the remake of gone in sixty seconds where Nicholas Cage refered to the GT500 as his Unicorn named Elenor? It was the one car that no matter how many times he tried to take one and no matter what he did different it was always a catastrophe. This weekend confirms my fucking Elenor is my biggest hometown race on White Lake in Michigan. Every year I get the bike totally sorted out and running A1. Then about a week or so before the race something always happens to the motor and I wind up in a constant week long mad dash and paying out my ass to get things shipped out ASAP. Only to have the wrong parts arrive, or not have them at all. So I wind up the night before the race putting it together till 5/6 in the morning if I'm lucky, one catastrophe after another. Then if I do get it to the race, I always end up with a part malfunction or even one year I hit some sketchy water and hydro locked the motor. Not to mention that was on a borrowed top end. And in the main. This year I had some cheap WICKED dome o rings melt, and cause steam in the motor and ended up cracking a dome where they machine the outside for cooling fins. So the night of assembly, my new o rings arrive. I get the original domes and head I had for the motor, only to snap a head stud at only 14 lbs on the torque wrench. I fix it and put the other head on. Then assemble the rest of the motor. Only to have it not fire. I ohm the stator, it's good, swap the coil, pressure test it, compression test it, swap plugs, clean the grounds, test the tether, check my switch, still NO FIRE! It has fuel/air, spark, compression, and the god damn thing just won't start. I kicked it the morning of the race till my boot had a hole in it and my foot is bruised, it only sputters once every 40/50 kicks. Finally I gave up. Just went and watched way slower quads compete for money I know I could of won. I had at least three guys walk up and tell me how glad they were that my bike wasn't there. The day after the race i go to play with it, it fired third kick. Ain't that a bitch! Any one else have that one trip/race that just never goes right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camatv Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 sounds like every day to me.. get a "back up " bike. that solves a lot of problems ha ha i have about 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beastydeuce Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Every time I've ever ended up with a couple of chicks partying at the end of the night they've always passed out or gotten sick before things panned out........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickedcarbine Posted February 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Every time I've ever ended up with a couple of chicks partying at the end of the night they've always passed out or gotten sick before things panned out........ Well, before you wind up in court when some sober girl realizes what her inner drunk slut did........ There are two easy ways to have threesomes. A: Just date an uninhibited Bi-curious/Bi-sexual girl that has friends who are also "free spirited". Only catch is, you need to be ok with them fucking around and project high energy. Not like a crack head but you need to not be a homebody Debbie downer. Kinda helps if you act like it doesn't matter if there is a future or not. Keeps them coming back. Don't try to get serious with them till later in life or they will leave you in the dust. B: Get lucky, meet and date a girl that is loyal but has the occasional craving for pussy. They usually start off just freaky and watching lesbian porn and talking about it. If your good you can coax them. Internet dating, swinger forums or even set up a dirty evening with an escort. Hell, if your just a dirt ball. Just search your local backpage.com. All kinds of duo escorts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WINDYCITYJOHN400 Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 So......you can coach us on how to light the right girls fire.....but your banshee's not having any of it? Maybe your Banshee is MALE and doesn't want to be ridden by a guy. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickedcarbine Posted February 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 I fucking know John! It is always my hometown race! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WINDYCITYJOHN400 Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Well....get one of those girls you were talking about to play jockey on your banshee instead of jock jockey. LOL It's always the events that friends and family show up to where the wheels fall off. I feel ya though.......I've played gigs for YEARS (drummer) Big gig downtown Chicago at "The Cubbie Bear" that a ton of family desides to attend and first song in.....by base drum peddle breaks. I'VE NEVER BROKEN ONE OF THOSE! I'm left kicking the drum with my foot....till the drum head breaks. WTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickedcarbine Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jereme6655 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 oh hell tricked.....that sucks bad.....shit I wish I would have known... I had my motor half built and live over near st. clair shores. Hell if I had known and you needed to barrow something like domes (depending what kind/cc you needed) or electronics, or a head, or anything I woulda driven out to see the races and lend it to ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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