Nightmare Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 Why does my left nut hang lower than my right? Sent from my SGH-T679 using Tapatalk 2 Quote
cattledog Posted October 11, 2012 Author Report Posted October 11, 2012 where does chocolate milk come from? Quote
Nightmare Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 How many cocks could a cocksucker suck if a cock sucker could suck cocks? Sent from my SGH-T679 using Tapatalk 2 Quote
WINDYCITYJOHN400 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 Why does my girlfriend look at me funny when i bring the goats into the house? Same reason the goats get so mad when she comes home. Quote
Nightmare Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez? Sent from my SGH-T679 using Tapatalk 2 Quote
#1JUANstunna Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 How long does it take a shart to dry? Ask Matt Why does it burn when i pee? Ask your doctor Why does my dog like peanut butter so much? Stop putting it on your balls where does chocolate milk come from? Chocolate cows duh Quote
Dicklez Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 random questions that come to your mind? are DDQ and dicklez really lovers? Why I'm I always part of a joke?? Besides, Dave is not my lover, Guns4children is my bitch. My question is why was i given this huge massive vein inlaid cack?? Its a reall pain in the ass sometimes lol Quote
cattledog Posted October 11, 2012 Author Report Posted October 11, 2012 Why I'm I always part of a joke?? Besides, Dave is not my lover, Guns4children is my bitch. My question is why was i given this huge massive vein inlaid cack?? Its a reall pain in the ass sometimes lol A pain in Guns Azz? Quote
5150banshee Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez? Sent from my SGH-T679 using Tapatalk 2 I'd have to go beyonce on that one something about those legs and ass not to mention the tatas hahahah Sent using Tapatalk Quote
Nightmare Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 I'd have to go beyonce on that one something about those legs and ass not to mention the tatas hahahah Sent using Tapatalk I was thinking the same thing Quote
Nutwood 472 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 why does she tell you about the STD after,instead of before Quote
Bad one ton Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 Who took my roast beef sandwich? What part of the brain has to die to become a prius driving yuppy? TON! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote
Dicklez Posted October 11, 2012 Report Posted October 11, 2012 Why do girls call the cops when they catch me staring in there bedroom window?? Quote
cattledog Posted October 11, 2012 Author Report Posted October 11, 2012 Why do i have to press one to hear english? Quote
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