Badbar88 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 Why does the law still consider it rape if you yell surprise sex before? Quote
Finch Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 Why do i have to press one to hear english? fucking right! Quote
cattledog Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Posted October 12, 2012 Why is a towelhead president of our country? Quote
Dicklez Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 Probably the same reason the guys in the gym locker room called the cops on you for video taping in the sauna Hey they cant prove it was me. I was wearing I mean i heard the guy was wearing a Richard Nixon mask. "Im not a crook" Quote
cattledog Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Posted October 12, 2012 Would you like some candy? Quote
Badbar88 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 Does this smell like chloroform? Quote
WINDYCITYJOHN400 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 Why do some people always say "Like a motherfucker" after stuff.? Example... It's raining like a motherfucker That bike is fast as a motherfucker That guy posting that his banshee goes 100 Mph is dumber than a motherfucker. I'm hungrier than a motherfucker Are motherfuckers really that versitile? Quote
Bad one ton Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 You were good but can i do your sister next? TON! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote
vulvafan537240 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 where does chocolate milk come from? Why is Obama our president? who can guess the similarity? Quote
Bad one ton Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 Did obama come out of a chocolate cows ass? TON! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote
cattledog Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Posted October 12, 2012 Did obama come out of a chocolate cows ass? TON! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk He said what? lmao Quote
vulvafan537240 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 He came out of a white cow who drank some chocolate milk. Dudes like a dingleberry you just can't get rid of. I was actually referring to the ones that voted for him but i like this much better. Quote
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