The 3 things you fear the most

[WINDYCITYJOHN400]

LOL That's what I get for posting from my phone with these big fingers. Guess I better proof read better.

[rjdgriff]

LOL That's what I get for posting from my phone with these big fingers. Guess I better proof read better.

 

Haha damn little keyboards

[dave5.0]

#1 - The thought of my fingers getting stuck between my chain and rear sprocket. Then they become a parking brake on my bike as it is stuck 1/2 way up/down a hill.

 

 

Have u seen that video? Dude on the glen burn or whatever they call it back east. Bout peed myself watchin that shit.

[Finch]

rofl guns4children

[gwinnraptor]

 

 

#2 - public pictures of my carbs only opening 3/4 of the way.

 

 

 

hahahahahahahahaha

[baconNgritz]

1. Spiders

 

2. Not knowing where said spider disappeared to

 

3. Being ejected off a roller coaster (but damn they're awesome)

[WINDYCITYJOHN400]

[Have u seen that video? Dude on the glen burn or whatever they call it back east. Bout peed myself watchin that shit.]

 

 

hahahahahahahahaha

 

Yeah, that was kind of a double shot at guns.

But seriously, have you ever thought it was possible to get your fingers stuck in the rear sprocket while riding? (I knew a kid back in the day who was checking his chain tension on his BMX bike while riding and pedaled his finger into the front sprocket.) He lost the tip of his index finger and ended up getting something like $3000 from his parents insurance company for it.

But I couldn't believe that video where he got stuck to the rear sprocket. (I'm sure he couldn't believe it either.)

 

 

List #2

 

1. Bees in my pop can as I'm drinking.

 

2. Having to watch as my wife and kids are subjected to a TSA search just to fly.

 

3. Deer who have a thing for headlights.

 

 

 

 

.....and Noob posts about Banshee top speeds.

Edited October 10, 2012 by WINDYCITYJOHN400

[Badbar88]

Ejected from a fuckin roller coaster!!!!! I forgot about that! I always start thinkin "they didn't make this for a 230lb. guy! It's gonna fling me to the moon!!"

[ATVridinMaNiAc]

1: obama

 

2: romney

 

3:Aliens giving me an anal probe.

[Burke]

1) Being the cause of someone's death (that didn't deserve to die)

2) Disappointing my family

3) Burning to death... not getting knocked out from smoke inhalation first... I mean the shit where they say "he felt every second of that"

[gwinnraptor]

1) Being the cause of someone's death (that didn't deserve to die)

2) Disappointing my family

3) Burning to death... not getting knocked out from smoke inhalation first... I mean the shit where they say "he felt every second of that"

 

Those are good ones! Especially #1....never even thought about that but you are right.

[WINDYCITYJOHN400]

1. Finding a fresh un-opened bottle of two stroke oil sitting on the tailgate of my truck 4 gallons into a ride.

 

2. Secrete sause

 

3. Young children with new musical instruments

[Dixie normus]

1 Catching aids, or any std. Or cancer

 

2. Child support

 

3. Wakung up hungover wuth some rotten stank smell on my hangdown . Even worse if on upper lip

[Hummer84]

#1 IRS (Sorry FUCKERS!)

 

#2 Government officials that show up and say "We're with the the Government and we're here to help"

 

#3 4 more years of Obama....One Big Ass Mistake America...

[Dahl87banshee]

1. heights

 

2. being upside down under water

 

3. rotten fruit

Heights? Have you seen the shit you jump? Lmao