Damn Friends

[XxlongshotxX]

I live in a small farming area. My buddies posted in a local farming magazine that i had free chickens and goats please call after 10pm. I havent slept in two weeks. So if anyone wants to get someone, this works pretty good.

[Nightmare]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[locogato11283]

I'd whip them dude's asses.

[rjdgriff]

Bahahahahaha

[lms1977]

I would turn the phone off

[So Cal Suspension]

Is your name Phelps?

[SandmanPNW]

I would start accusing random people immediately

[Buckwheat]

Now it's your turn. Be creative!

[XxlongshotxX]

I would turn the phone off

 

 

 

I would but it's my phone from work, i have to leave it on in case they call me in.

[Nightmare]

Hell yeah, payback is a mofo

[Jereme6655]

Go to the store.....find the magazine rack (bigger store with bigger rack is better)

 

Rip out all the subscription cards.....fill in his name....on all of them. Then check the "bill me later" box....

[4strokekilla1987]

gay ad on craigslist works great just tell them to ask for sexy buns

[4strokekilla1987]

I assume you have a few adds up?

 

 

yea i had a guy from craigslist piss me off one time, i was selling a boat motor and he calls me to come buy it so after i take it out of my shed (keep in mind this thing was fucking heavy 300+ pounds) get it all nice and clean and running perfect he shows up to see it and then tells me he was just checking to see if it was his that got stolen thus pissing me off and getting a gay ad he ended up call me a begging me to take it down i told him to fuck off and he had to change his number

[MarineNYC]

Hehe

[XxlongshotxX]

Allright I signed him up for support for thinking about commiting suicide, all you have to do is write in and they will call almost immediately, about 1 in the mornin for about 3 weeks. He told me about it the other day and I almost died laughing.