Buckwheat Posted January 27, 2012 Report Posted January 27, 2012 A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn't matter,” she said. “Just get out.” Quote
VictorK Posted January 27, 2012 Report Posted January 27, 2012 I heard this joke the other way around like ten years ago Quote
Buckwheat Posted January 28, 2012 Author Report Posted January 28, 2012 Okay, okay. Here's another one. MY DOGS This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. The lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs are: unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, to provide them with housing, and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday. Dang, this is a great country!!! Quote
BUILDER Posted February 22, 2012 Report Posted February 22, 2012 Just posting here becasue I needed one more to be at 1,000 Quote
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