hank 024 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 while at work tonight the wife calls and asked me the most fucked up shit ever. She asked me why my son, who is 3 by the way told her that I had a woman over to the house today. My son then tells my wife that the woman had no pants on and had big boobs, then says I chased her around the house and then picked her up and put her in bed . This is the craziest shit ever , and my son kept going on about this for an hour. The best part is me and my son sat at home all day then went and cashed my paycheck and dorpped him off at the babysiiter AND THE WIFE IS BELIVEING HIM how about that shit. I know I dont think this is funny but the guys at work found it funny so I thoght I would share this real funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 where exactly would he have gotten that idea? he didnt just make it up on his own. he is only 3. i mean, i believe you.. just pretty wild he was that specific about things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hank 024 Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 the best part is the wifes sister came over to see my son and he told my wifes mother that me and the sister went up stairs together. The thing is she has no idea about banshee HQ so I would not care about telling the turth on here but its not what happened. its just weird to have your son do this stuff what the fuck he is just like me the little turd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas banshee Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 haha damm maybe he got those ideas from the babysitters house? maybe your babysitter had a friend over.. well unless she is like 12 or somthin haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedSheeRida Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 so did you hit it or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hank 024 Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Hit what nothing happened the only thing that did happen was my kid threw me under the bus ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedSheeRida Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 yeah alright..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee_terror_ Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 what i think happined is the babysitter came over 2 get ur son u hit it and busted on her face so u left because the bank was about 2 close and met her at her house 2 drop off ur son.. lol na just fin with u man.. u would belive the stuff that comes out of my little brothers mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hank 024 Posted December 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 what i think happined is the babysitter came over 2 get ur son u hit it and busted on her face so u left because the bank was about 2 close and met her at her house 2 drop off ur son.. lol na just fin with u man.. u would belive the stuff that comes out of my little brothers mouth I wish I was smooth enough to bag the babysitter the only problem is my wifes mother is the babysitter not even close to touching that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolguyson Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Least she had big tits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C&B Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 I wish I was smooth enough to bag the babysitter the only problem is my wifes mother is the babysitter not even close to touching that shit LOL What does the boy want for X mas???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hank 024 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 nothing else to this TALL tale just my kid making up some good crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hank 024 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 LOL What does the boy want for X mas???? He told me he wants tools and a truck so that what i got him and the wife got him some goofy ass doctor play kit so now he can play doctor with the ladies nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holeshotkid Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 (edited) I think I'd get him a lump of coal for Christmas after ratting you out like that. Sorry man, that is just to funny. Two things I have learned: 1. Kids say the damnest things 2. They call them as they see them. lol Edited December 22, 2009 by holeshotkid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaosBanshee44 Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 where exactly would he have gotten that idea? he didnt just make it up on his own. he is only 3. i mean, i believe you.. just pretty wild he was that specific about things. Wonder if he got all those bad ideas by looking at pictures and nude avatars on bansheehq! There are alot of people on here that are convinced there kid gets on there name and sees all this shit but yet isn't old enough to look at it...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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