Potentially & Realistically

[DallasGDub]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the

difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically' ?'

 

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if

she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

 

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a

million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

 

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars?'

 

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money

to fix up the house and send you kids t o a great University!'

 

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?'

 

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him

in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

 

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?'

 

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks

would buy?'

 

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his

dad.

 

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between

'potentially' and 'realistically' ?'

 

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on three

million dollars .

 

But 'realistically' , we're living with two hookers and a homo.'

[1.6i]

lol....

[locogato11283]

haha awesome.

[Animalman294]

That was was classic..........haha

[Onesickcrewcab]

That's a good one!