KaosBanshee44 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son. Quote
locogato11283 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 hahahahahahahaa.. what did the dude say? your dad is 92?? damn, how old are you? 62?? Quote
lokisbuddy Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 Your dad is the man dude. lmao he'd have a field day in my town. Quote
Animalman294 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 Lol......... the good ole days Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.