USRSF

[ban99]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man

elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

 

 

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only

the following facts about terrorists:

 

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, NASCAR or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

 

 

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[rusty1100]

Thats funny stuff right there, I dont care who you are.

[BenBB]

:nuke: :tongue:

 

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, NASCAR or Jesus.

 

or pork, or porn lol

[Animalman294]

When do I leave..................

[flyhighprerunner]

They would have alot more than 500!

[THE GRIM RIPPER]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man

elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

 

 

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only

the following facts about terrorists:

 

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, NASCAR or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

 

 

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Thats a pretty serious firearm dude has huh? Makes my PSS 700 look like a toy

 

Very shitty job photoshopping that head on there btw... Whoever did it

[Bansh-eman]

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

 

 

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CLASSIC!!!