Cotton eyed Joe

I'm laughing just as hard about it now as I was yesterday morning listening to the 2 morning news biatches talk about it.

Good god damn. I sure as shit wish my laptop was fixed right now. With the wireless card I could keep up with this shit while I'm busy working, rather than trying to catch up all at once.

Damn right. Don't start none, won't be none.

BIRFDAY!!!!

Did you back hand her before she finished saying no?

What....no torque value?

Aren't Rons the fly wheels that have the slots in the front? Those are fuckin sick looking. I'm tempted to send him mine so he can re work it. The guy that did mine did an okay job, and it does its intended purpose, but fuck is it ugly. No see through stator cover for me yet.

Oh man. Theres a ton of shit. Stainless tank for my project bike. 2 new sets of rear paddles and another set of front smoothies. Another box of chain because 1 isn't long enough. 46 rear sprocket 13 front sprocket Marvin Shaws Some time to just finish the fuckin thing.

Shouldn't it have been Mala? You can tell your Mexican buddy 'HASTA LUEGO FEO!" I was told its a term of endearment. lol

I know what color it is

SOMEONE SET US UP THE URL! IT WAS YOU! ALL YOUR WEBSITE ARE BELONG TO US!

Your right about proving yourself versus your hourly rate. We have people literally pause in awe when they see the bill after they've told us "bill it time and materials, we need it tomorrow, so what ever it takes"....then they think about it. Where else in this valley could they get it done over night, and done right? No where. We have been told that we are literally the only shop that will drop what we are doing for an emergency job, or a rush job. The price is twice, but if you need your curry in a hurry we'll do it. We've worked a 30 hour shift before to get something done for a very good customer that told us price was no object. Our part took around 30 hours to make, and it still cost $1000 less than a new part from the factory, that would have taken 2 weeks to get in. We were heros that afternoon. I have also had customers tell me that our shop rate isn't always the cheapest, but they know it will get done on time or we'll have a damn good reason it isn't done, and then we'll put down the hours without charging overtime to get it done. We also help people out now and again for a good customer relation. I did a rush job for a customer of mine between yesterday and today, and then I drove almost 50 miles to deliver it so they could start assembly tomorrow, so they'll have product to ship after Xmas. The other shops that don't charge as much, tend to take alot longer to get projects done, and won't accept a job if the due date is in 5 hours.

Its never like it is in the "good" movies. I've had my share of "interested" women back in highschool and there abouts. Tell you what..... The last thing you want is some psycho bitch calling your house at 2am and hanging up a dozen times. Or driving past your house yelling your name, or calling your friends and harassing them in the name of obsession. Now, if you happen to aquire a stalker thats more Playmate, and less inmate, good for you, but I doubt it could ever happen like that. God is mean. He's a little boy on an ant hill with a magnifying glass

There needs to be a bitch slap feature. Kinda like those MSN messenger animations that just pop up on your screen that the other person sends you. YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT MAN! *slap slap*

You'll be happy to know the dog just shit on the floor, so I guess I know my rank around here.

Margaritas.....

My wife is one disobedient insubordinate little shit. I think the dog respects me however.

82 hp 44 ftlbs tq, jetting with 205 mains and a 70 pilot.

Or the flip side. Those that REFUSE work. I have several family members that "can't survive on minimum wage." but yet...they don't have a fucking job. They are what my people call lazy assholes. They have all of this "pride" in themselves to where they won't lower their standards to work at a Wal Mart, yet they have no skills, ambition, or brains. If it was a requirement that you had to hold at least a minimum wage job, part time to qualify for welfare benefits, you'd see the unemployment rate disappear like cup cakes at Oprahs house.

Excellent point. I can't remember for the life of me the name of the country in Africa or there abouts, but if you are caught sneaking across the boarder into their country they can by their laws execute you. I'll see if I can't break away from work today to find the story that popped up this summer about it.

Personally I don't care where you are from. If you want to be here, be here legally, and do like the rest of us HAVE to do. Pay your fucking taxes, don't get on welfare, don't be an asshole and pretend that there isn't a line out the door at the post office, and just cut in front of everyone and pretend you don't hear/understand people saying "THE FUCKING LINE ENDS BACK HERE!" etc. I guess what I'm getting at is lineage/origin doesn't matter. The bottom line matters. I can be friends with anyone as long as they carry their own weight.

33/64 = .5156 31/64 = .4844 37/64 = .5781 17/32 = .531 Looks like either 9/16-18 or 5/8-11. I'd personally take the course thread of the 5/8-11 over the fine thread of 9/16-18 being it would be harder to get it cross threaded, and its not going to get torqued to a very high value. Plus if your bolt is 1/2" long, you're going to have to turn that bastard almost 10 times to get it seated, versus 5-6 times with the course thread. Your mileage may vary.

For a one time payment of $499.00 I'll tell you.

LOL You got me on that one. Tell you what, I'll take credit for that one, and let you come up with the next mad stunt. BTW Allstate gave me over 3 grand when I did that. I think for that split second I was making more money per minute than Bill Gates.

I enjoyed my atv before it was paid off. Just gave Allstate about $50 per year for full coverage so when I pulled an Ellison out at St. Anthonys in sept of 02, it got paid for that next week.