Cotton eyed Joe

LMFAO @ TWISTED2STROKE! They would just sit there and take their shirts off right? YUK! Tied them naked (have absolut do it) to an ant hill, cover them in maple syrup (have absolut do it) and then let people pay you a dollar to shit on their heads. This way you could make your money back and exact some justice all at once!

I seen an article years ago during Desert Storm Part I "The Quickening" and there was a story about how he had one of his aides PINCHED TO DEATH WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS! GOOD HELL! This guy is a grade A certified asshole. I think his "Mr. Winky" should be skinned much like a carrot with a carrot pealer. Then his balls shoud get tarred and feathered. Then I think he should be made to drink Coke and eat Pop Rocks until his stomach blows up or he just shits his guts out. Then he should be kicked to death until he dies. the end.

I don't watch hockey :roll:

Cool story Holyman. I used to love Chucky Cheese, but they really did close it down where I live...... I'm gonna stop now, there are a few too many coincidences.

SOMETIMES?!?! :shock:

Personally I enjoy an off beat humor. Not many people do, and I have jokes inside my head that I keep there because so many people wouldn't appreciate them, or for the fact that they might be inappropriate for the forums. Lets just all get along and do the banshee thing and I feel that at one point or another everyone helps someone else. Lee stated once that this isn't just a BBS its a community. C'mon people now smile on your brother everybody get together lets all try to love one another right now.

Thanks you guys! BTW Guns are inanimate objects like a car or a bomb or a flaming bag of cow poop. Its the person on the operating end that is good or bad.

I'm not sure if it is pre 1986 or not. I'm thinking it is a newer model, but they don't specify on the site.

I think I found my next toy. An Armalite M-15A2 that I plan on getting after tax season and a few business deals go through. My question is this: It is offered in a carbine and a standard rifle for the same price. I did a little research since I am a budding gun nut and didn't know what the term carbine meant. I found that it basically means a lighter rifle with a shorter barrel. To me this would equate to less muzzle velocity and possible accuracy, but on the Armalite site specs the two have the same grouping at 100yds. So, is there an advantage that one has over another balistically or mechanically? I like the shorty look of the carbine as the barrel is 4 inches shorter and about 1 lb lighter is all. I'm just a plunker, I don't shoot varmints or people just cinder blocks, engine blocks, 1" plywood, lawn gnomes, watermelons, punkins, 2 and 3 liter bottles of soda and basically anything that has pissed me off in my shop that week. I plan on shooting an old 286 PC complete with monitor this spring BTW. Thanks in advance.

A buddy of mine pulled a 5th gear wheelie once, and I spent the next hour helping him straighten out his a-arms and dig the sand out of everything in his banshee.

LOL! For a turbo'ed Banshee I think you would also need a dinkus like an Italian sausage. Those guys are crazy.

:shock: Glocks is (no pun intended) fukkin cool! Where did you find it? They didn't have anything like that on the site I was at!

Cold for you Dunatic is like low 70's. It's hit around 34 deg (312 canadian) here the last 3-4 days. It's snowed a little today and yesterday just enough for me to get pissed.

LOL! Glad you guys like the new avatar. They need more trailer trash ones. I can't remeber the site that Jethro gave me........Lot of funny animated avatars though.

You're the only one with an animated gif for an avitar. Wish I had one! One like a chick dancing or something. Kind of like Wheatchex's avatar meets your avatar. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yeah, I thought about some of the items being thrown back through my front room window. I might just go with carameled onions instead.

I can't decide what to give out this Halloween. Please help.

I think Dune-A-Tic has an idea aboot the identity of Yfs too. How bout you just tell us? Oh, yeah, Who the hell is Banshee-X on the "new" Team Dunes site. I think I may have been banned before I even got started. I haven't been able to log on to answer any of their dumb questions. He completely ripped off this site anyhoo.

I guess I wasn't the only one that voted for the dog.

I've heard that the Trinity head forces the coolant down the cylinder then around the head, unlike the pro design head that just kind of lets it all go where it goes.

Oops. I voted that his dad smacked him straight. That would have to be on hell of a backhand to knock that little queer straight.

I haven't seen it, but I have done stuff like that. You see, I am what many "psychologists" call Type-A or a high stressed person. Everything gets me eventually, even this bowl of ice cream I am eating while I type this will get me I'm sure. When I finally get to move out of the ghetto and into a new house I plan on a full bag mounted in the basement for the extra long kick boxing sessions. :x :x :x I found out the hard way that beating on inanimate objects, though highly entertaining and VERY stress relieving, can be expensive. At work I have a bad influence. My dad. When something goes awry, whether it be a calculator that is on its last legs, a watch, what ever happens to be in the way.......it goes in the press. A 50 ton air over hydraulic press. Its only a 3" ram, but man does it flatten shit out when you put a 1" plate over the top of something, and hit the button.

As soon as the old lady finds a better job we plan on buying at least 1 of Sam's top-o-the-line computers. We talked about buying 2 so I won't be using hers when she needs to do her school work. I can hardly wait to take this thing up into the mountains and shoot it.

I have a (YIKES!) 13" diagonal monitor, and I have upped my resolution to avoid the scrolling. Yes it does take time to adjust, but it is a lot better IMHO.

Maybe he needs this label Kinda makes me wish that BlueBreadTruck guy would show up and tell us about his 230LT again. I don't know how many of you remember, but at least he was sort of funny.