Mandatory rules for future transactions:
1. Picture of your INTERNET screen name by the item. (Because it would be silly to use your real name.)
2. 10 day weather forecast for your area
3. Last 15 presidents of the US in chronological order
4. Your last 3 meals, not including snacks.
5. Price of the item + shipping + PayPal fees + fuel surcharge + time + materials
6. Last two addresses
7. Cell number, home number and number of closest relative not living in the household
8. Distance from sellers house to the post office
9. Current interest rates on home loans in your area
10. Last time RRL bought a legit part for his Banshee
Failure to comply with these rules will result in not a fucking thing, because I have zero fucks to give about the transactions of sellers and buyers.