When Chuck Norris was born the nurse screamed "Oh my God it's Chuck Norris." She proceeded to have sex with him there on the spot. That was the third time he had sex.
Jammer, good luck. Mine was stolen in the wee late hours on the 12th. It was the third Banshee stolen up here in two days. I just dumped a ton of money for a new motor after a friend of mine grenaded it on Easter. I hope you find your bike.