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If World War II Was an RTS If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this. *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.* Dune

If Braveheart was a RTS KINGlongshanks has joined *Scotland_Freedom* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has joined *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks taxes *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: omfg dude what the hell? KINGlongshanks: sorry im running low on gold ive got to build some barracks RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude we had a deal you said youd leave me alone KINGlongshanks: omfg dude haha!!! i told you i wouldnt attack you as long as you listen to the laws of my country n00b. william_wallace has joined *Scotland_Freedom* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: yeah ok w/e fine here you can have my country im leaving william_wallace: wtf? BrUcE don't quit you bitch I need you on my team KINGlongshanks: haha lmfao!!!! you guys are such n00bs hahaha KINGlongshanks sends Prema Nocta on *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude arent your soldiers married wtf? KINGlongshanks: if i cant burn you out ill breed you out haha. HAMISH has joined *Scotland_Freedom* Stephen Pwns Ireland has joined *Scotland_Freedom* Stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom* Stephen Pwns Ireland: biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatchessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!! RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: Stewart wtf should i do dude longshanks is fucking me up Stewart: yo KINGlongshanks if your not a pussy come meet me at Sterling i promise i wont attack you lets just talk in a p/m william_wallace: fuck that just aggro him RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: im staying out of this one william_wallace: robert can my team join yours for the meeting? ive been playing for years im good. RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: oh shit guys my dad needs to use the comp for negotions brb. RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has left *Scotland_Freedom* william_wallace: stewart can I come with you? william_wallce: stewart?!?!?! william_wallce: S william_wallace: T william_wallace: E william_wallace: W stewart: yeah sorry dude i was trying to make some soldiers real quick william_wallace: can i come? stewart: yeah but dont do anything dude let me do the talking william_wallace: alright stephen hamish we can go HAMISH: cool Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahaha!!!!! lmfao!!!!! dieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! william_wallace: ok longshanks you ready wtf?!?!?! KINGlongshanks: yeah i had to call my general he was eating real quick Lochlan has joined *Scotland_Freedom* Stewart: ok lochlan dont attack me ok?!?!?! Lochlan: yeah whatever just do what i tell you william_wallace: yo lochlan kiss my ass Lochlan: stfu stewart: wallace general omg you guys stop real quick time out william_wallace: dude the general thinks hes fucking good he has shit Lochlan: omg dude you dont even have archers william_wallace: wow sorry im poor dude whatever Lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Archers william_wallace: hahaha you are horrible you cant hit shit HAMISH: that was gay Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! lochlan: omfg whatever take this lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Calvalry William_wallace counters with *Spears* william_Wallace: hahaha I saved my money for spears dumbass lochlan: wtf!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!! william_wallace attacks *lochlan* with Infantry HAMISH attacks *lochlan* with Infantry Stephen Pwns Ireland attacks lochlan by himself. lochlan: omfg dude you said we would just talk!!! stewart has left *Scotland_Freedom* lochlan: haha half your army just lagged out you are going to get pwned!!!! stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom* stewart attacks lochlan with Calvalry william_wallace: hahaha Stephen Pwns Ireland: biiiiiiiiiiiiitch lochlan has been defeated lochlan has left *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks: omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys fucking hack!!!!! how did you get all that shit?!?! bull! bull! bull! william_wallace: yeah ok we hack whatever you just suck KINGlongshanks: whatever i have to go to france real quick my son is getting on ill let him deal with you HAMISH: pussy KINGlongshanks has left *Scotland_Freedom* PRINCedward has entered *Scotland_Freedom* PRINCEedward: ok guys dont attack me please im new can you help me? william_wallace: alright fine ill help you what do you need to know? PRINCeedward: how do i make an army? william_wallace: you need money and you have to build barracks PRINCEedward no i have that already i just dont know how to do it william_wallace: ?!?!?!?! umm ok what bases do you see available? PRINCEedward: york william_wallace: ok let me go look at it for you and tell you what you need. PRINCEedward: ok thanks i dont want to screw my dads shit up hey wallace i appreciate it william_wallace sacks *YORK* HAMISH: hahaha omfg lmfao william!!!!!!!!!! Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahaha you got OWNEEEEEEEEEED!!!! PRINCEedward: omg dude wtf?!?!?! you r an asshole i just asked for help william_wallace: stfu you little bitch PRINCEedward: dude you are a little prick i cant believe you my dad is going to kill me Philip has joined *Scotland_Freedom* PRINCEedward: omfg Phillip help me wallace destroyed my york! william_wallace: haha i screwed his wife too Philip: stfu william he doesnt care he has me HAMISH: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! you are gay!!!!! Stephen Pwns Ireland: GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! KINGlongshanks has joined *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks: yo KINGlongshanks: omg KINGlongshanks: wtf?!?!?! KINGlongshanks: dude edward what the hell happened to york?!?!?! william_wallace: hahaha!!!! Philip: longshanks chill dude he was lagging KINGlongshanks teamkills *Philip* Philip has been defeated KINGlongshanks: stfu Philip: omfg!!! whatever. Philip has left *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks: dude edward you are such a n00b PRINCEedward: i know lol whatever its just a game get a life losers PRINCEedward has left *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks: ok now time to own all of you stewart *attacks* william_wallace KINGlongshanks *burns* Scotland_village_a william_wallace: omfg! FAKE!!!! HAMISH: shit KINGlongshanks: hahahaha thanks stewart william_wallace: omfg stewart you bitch stewart: sorry william william_wallace *Teamkills* stewart stewart has been defeated stewart: dude i said i was sorry wtf?!?! stewart has left *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks executes *william_wallace* william_wallace has been defeated william_wallace: whatever gg anyhow KINGlongshanks contracts *Cancer* Kinglongshanks: aahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! HAMISH: haha Stephen Pwns Ireland: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has joined *Scotland_Freedom* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: back omfg what happened to william william_wallace: nothing lochlan tkd me the fag HAMISH: haha hes dying anyhow look how weak his forces are getting KINGlongshanks: stfu robert and give me your crown quick so i can come back RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: hahaa what a n00b i lied you aint getting my crown! lol!!!! RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe attacks *England* HAMISH attacks *England* Stephen Pwns Ireland attacks *England* KINGlongshanks: dude no fair im diseased wait until im healthy pussy!! KINGlongshanks has been defeated KINGlongshanks: omfg dude you are so fucking cheap you said youd give me your crown william_wallace: haha sucks to be you RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: i know i did but you are gay anyway KINGlongshanks: omfg!!! whatever im not playing with you n00bs again BYE! KINGlongshanks has left *Scotland_Freedom* SCOTLAND WINS RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: hahaha yes my crown bitch!!!! HAMISH: haha awesome gg Stephen Pwns Ireland: gg william_wallace: gg i guess at least you guys won after i died RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: sorry you got killed william but whatever william_wallace: its alright im joining *The_Patriot* anyhow later HAMISH: bye Stephen Pwns Ireland: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! william_wallace has left *Scotland_Freedom* HAMISH has left *Scotland_Freedom* Stephen Pwns Ireland has left *Scotland_Freedom* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has left *Scotland_Freedom* Dune*invisable*has left *Scotland_Freedom*

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Lol, i've done the XC tracks and I am addicted. I will let you know if we can get that one in our schedule. :cool: Dune

Pretty Kewl! Dune

Holy Crap,might meet Meat!Kewl!! Dune

Luxurious Ft.Chaffee on the same side as you.Opps..need a new thread if we are gonna talk about that shit hole! Dune

Ok that explains things about the pics..lol..sorry for the Arkansas jab, but I really do hate that state..well the base I was at there at least..lol Dune We don't claim anyone from Kilgore!They are a banished area. Dune

ummmmm, oooo Arkansas..that explains it..lol..jking Dune

Could not have said it better Stan and didn't know the "D"word entered your life.I'm never going back to that shit. Warning signs are not to be ignored,you have instincts use them! They actually are right most of the time. Dune

Gotcha, find some new "pussy" and hit it to get your mind off things.Thats a good way to deal with it!Not!!! my .02 knows better... Dune

Uhhhhhhhhh OK! Dune

hit it and quit it? WTF is that? thought we were encouraging to do the right thing here! Dune

Screw drugs! If you broke it off remember why and fucking move on. Dune

money pit Dune

Wipe that shit off your face, get the fuck back in the game and take your time finding someone compatible with yourself it is worth the wait!!! If she is a fucking cheater don't you dare let me hear that you are back with her, THEY NEVER CHANGE WHEN THAT SHIT STARTS AND YOU WILL BE RIGHT BACK HERE POSTING ANOTHER WOAH IS ME THREAD!!! Cut all communication and anything that reminds you of her throw it the hell away!!! my .02 Dune

Holy crap, someone from my area!!!Kewl!!! Dune

Not us B, still getting ready :: Dune

Still looking for the answer? There is a lil shop near me that has it i'm sure.Or you can ask for yourself. [email protected] cool dudes! Dune

CP5899 (Craig) could help you out i'm sure, but prolly doesn't want to be considered a spam'r. www.cpcustoms.com Dune

hehe maybe they are in Mexico?!?! LOL... We now need pictures of everyones lightbulbs! Lamps! and light bulbs! Dune :biggrin:

In the snow yesterday with a 85 mph head-wind. Dune

The ol cone-killer bike..lol...Great to see your still extracting more outa the bike.See ya at the Clash! Dune

Run/own/yeah all that! Dune

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