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Circumcised A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out. 'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship" As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft. Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter. He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!" At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"

I killed it after I took a picture of it on my trip in Florda...Naw just kidding, I wish, just got it in an email..

HOG HUNTING ON RIVER ROAD A LOW ROAD NEXT TO I-75 & U.S. 41, JUST SOUTH OF NORTH PORT, FLORIDA The trick is teaching them to let go of the Hog once they've caught one?

Yeah I would love to have one.

Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!! Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as .... 'Holy Shit !

I can see why this tread is in the humor section, this is all kinda funny... I am curious too, what were you trying to show us.

I guess well all have to move to your neck of the woods to get that privelege. Before long we wont be able to ride in our own backyard.

Definetly a lot of reading, but extremly funny.

Just the regular LS1, unfortunatly nothing special. Only spent money on the body, ram air hood: non pop up headlights: and Tigershark front bumper.

Nah not mine, just got it in an email...lol

What is the meaning of courage??? Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight? Is it to drive a formula 1 car? Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat? Is it to practice free falling parachuting? Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting? Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss? Is it to insult the doorman in a bar? Is it to insult your boss? Is it to go on a defective ferris wheel? Bullshit

Good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking One >> afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local >> Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was to >> sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you >> was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us >> kin?' The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his >> head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. >> Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about kin, but It would make us >> even.

Wow thats pretty cool. Im surprised that it takes anytime at all to change when you turn it sideways, but I guess thats so that you are meaning to use it sideways and not just holding it that way for a second.

Yeah AT&T is what I have too. I cant believe that Verizon is the only one that carries it, talk about holding out on some profit. I really dont understand why all carriers dont have all phones that are out there.

I was looking at both of these phones, and they look pretty awsome. I think that the Storm is only for Verizon right now. There is no way I could afford either one of these right now but I'm sure they will decrease in price eventually, like everything does. So I was just wondering everyones thoughts on these two?