I was just checkin out the forum and saw postals story about a fight so i figured id tell mine, So im going down the highway leaving my girlfriends house about two weeks ago, just cruisin along at my usual 73 mph in the right lane, I look in my rear view mirror and what do I see, this guy in a mini van riding my ass hard, ( theres nothing stopping him from passing me)
I roll down my window and motion him to go by, he goes nowhere for about 5 minutes, so i turn off cruise control and drop it down to about 40, I look in my rear view mirror again and what do I see, this guy is flippin my off yellin the whole nine, then he goes to pass me cuts me off then locks up his brakes, I then have to lock up mine and swerve (doing about 70 at the time) Im feeling pissed but in a better mood than normal (cause i just got laid) so i go to pass him and just keep going for a little bit till i think hes gone, I then realise I need gas
So I pull into the next rest stop and i get out of my car and what do I hear. This guy is yelling so I look over and its the guy with the minivan. By now im laughing because im thinking this guy cant be serious what did I do. He comes up to me and is just yelling callin me a fuckin punk and i dont know how to drive and all this shit, so I tell him "look buddy you were the one riding my ass and cut me off and almost caused an accident, turn around and get back in your fuckin minivan and pick your kids up from soccer practice" then he says to me "your gonna get it" and im thinkin "who says that" so I tell him "look buddy, imyounger than you, im faster than you, and im stronger than you, get back in your car" then he goes to push me, I slap his hands away punch him right in the gut, then give him the old upper cut to the nose, as he is bent over bleeding I see my opertunity and come done right on his chin and he is out for the count, everyone around is laughing and I get in my car and leave.