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Hey I know that guy. Doesn't he have an abnormally big head? He might be good with motors, but don't ask him to kick a football. :baseball_bat:

Hmmmm? :baseball_getlost:

Hey, is it song lyric time again? Fine by me......... I got sent home from school one day With a shiner on my eye Fightin' was against the rules and it didn't matter why When Dad got home I told that story just like I'd rehearsed Then stood there on those tremblin' knees And waited for the worst He said, "Let me tell you a secret about a father's love A secret that my daddy said was just between us" He said, "Daddies don't just love their children Every now and then, It's a love without end, amen It's a love without end, amen" When I became a father in the spring of '81 There was no doubt that stubborn boy Was just like my father's son And when I thought my patience Had been tested to the end I took my daddy's secret and passed it on to him I said, "Let me tell you a secret about a father's love A secret that my daddy said was just between us" I said, "Daddies don't just love their children Every now and then It's a love without end, amen It's a love without end, amen" Last night I dreamed I died and stood outside those pearly gates When suddenly I realized there must be some mistake If they know half the things I've done They'll never let me in Then somewhere from the other side I heard those words again They said, "Let me tell you a secret about a father's love A secret that my daddy said was just between us You see, daddies don't just love their children Every now and then It's a love without end, amen It's a love without end, amen"

That sounds like something a complete retard would say. So are you the biggest moron in the state of Missouri or what? Perhaps your mother fed you a bit to much antifreeze when you were just a young troll huh? Better tell the bitch you need another dose!

PM away :thumb:

OK, it's getting kind of weird in here. Goodnight all. :shoothead:

Who are you talking too? Are you addressing me? I know for a fact that you have absolutely no clue as to what my beliefs are. Because we have never discussed it.

Go back and read what? That makes no sense. I have not attacked anyone, let alone a racist attack. That is nothing more than foolishness.

Many fundamentalist Christians see the theory of evolution as a threat to their faith, evidently because it is not explicitly included in Genesis. (They also misunderstand the scientific application of the word "theory" that the chemist uses in discussing atomic theory or the kinetic molecular theory of gases, ideas as unquestioned by all chemists as evolution is by professional biologists.) This is tragic because it cuts off sincere individuals who are not scientists from understanding the powerful relevance of one of the most important concepts in all of science. Most disquieting to chemists who are interested in thermodynamics are the misleading statements about the second law and chemistry that creationist have made.

Shit like that offends me. First off, I did not say "they" were "my" uneducated beliefs. I simply stated I was not educated on them enough to discuss and debate them (string theory's). Second, I did not slander anyone's faith or religion. Third, I do not need your permission to "believe what I want"

It's not my theory (wish it was). And I do believe there are several different theory's involving string theory. I am not educated enough on them to discuss them in length.

no, i have no points. And, I really don't agree with the findings that you posted, but that's JMO. I think the guy that wrote that was trying to hard to prove his idealistic view. He should have offered an opposing scientific view, instead of religious idealism. And wouldn't string theory disprove what that guy is saying?

Yes, indeed Sir,and here's a favorite of mine. There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven An' when she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oohoohooh oohoohoohoohooh And she's buying a stairway to heaven There's a sign on the wall But she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings In a tree by the brook There's a songbird that sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven An' I think you can see that Ohh And it makes me wonder, sure does Oh hoh hoh, hohooh ohoohohooh yes sir There's a feelin' I get When I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen Rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking Ah hah. Ah hah Ah hah. Ah hah. Ahhhahhohoohohooh Ohoohohooh Ohoohohoohohohoh And it's whispered that soon If we all call the tune A-then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn For those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter Does anybody remember laughter? Baby, oh yeah Just give it to me, give it to me, give it to me Sure does, sure does But I got some good news, listen... If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May queen Yes, there are two paths you can go by But in the long run And there's still time to change the road you're on, I hope so Oohh, baby baby darlin Thank ya darlin' Thank ya darlin' Thank ya darlin' Thank ya... A-wait a minute, a-wait a minute Your head is hummin' and it won't go In case ya don't know The piper's callin' you to join him Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow And did you know Your stairway lies on the whisperin' wind Ohh hah hahhahhh (Guitar Solo) And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our souls There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold, yeah And if-a you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all is one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll, not to roll Don't make me roll An' she's buying a stairway to heaven

No, That's Not a Penis Pump, Mom. Really CHICAGO (AP) - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said. When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto. He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said. He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

Why would he need to go to the library when he has a computer? That's the worlds biggest library at your finger tips.

Here is a little information I found on the subject of DNA. Our DNA - our collection of genes -- is the essential mechanism of evolution. Human DNA is 98 percent the same as the DNA of chimpanzees; but it's also 70 percent the same as the DNA of yeast. So what makes humans uniquely different from chimpanzees or yeast? One thing might be the way in which we created language and culture, and how we developed these things in different ways all over the earth. In other words, genetic studies can tell us how human migration occurred -- when we appeared, what we were like, and where we went. By gathering genetic information from isolated populations, the Human Genome Diversity Project (HGDP) aims to decipher those mysteries. Scientists hope that this data, in combination with traditional archaeological and linguistic research, can tell us a great deal more about our past and our relationships. But there is strong opposition from people who see the HGDP as little more than highly unethical opportunism. These people only see what they want, or what they read in the bible. They have little use for science or facts that can be proven.

What about the other planet's and stars in our galaxy (the milky way)? Or how about the other galaxy's in the universe? Did God make them too? This must have taken a bit longer than 6 days huh? And why is there no mention of it in the bible?

Las Vegas Passes Public Defecation Law LAS VEGAS (AP) - City officials have made it illegal to sleep within 500 feet of urine or feces, but the city attorney says the new law was passed by mistake and won't be enforced. The new ordinance makes it illegal to ``knowingly establish'' sleeping quarters near defecation unless that ``deposit'' is made in an appropriate sanitary facility. It was passed unanimously by the Las Vegas City Council as part of a bill making it a misdemeanor to go to the bathroom in public. City Attorney Brad Jerbic says the council will consider a revised version of the ordinance that shortens the distance between sleeper and deposits. :yelrotflmao:

OMG, (no pun intended) I think this thread might be coming to an end!

It really doesn't matter if this piece of shit did it or not. He's a sick pervert pedophile and should be taken out and hung with piano wire. That's the only real cure for his kind. :ninja:

LOL, this thread is like an old wound that you all keep picking at. :baseball_nuke:

What is the whole idea behind these pseudo-psychological / mechanical questions?

The main problem for your Banshee will be that it will be impounded after the police stop you and take you to jail.

Fair enough, I appreciate your honest response. Although I did not mention anyone by name.

Hey Brooke, I have a question for you. When someone copy's and paste a page load of scripture or Bible verses, do you take the time to read it or do you just scroll on down past it?