One time jack bauer, chuck norris, hulk hogan, satan, and the hulk challenged jimmy page to a fight. he looked at them and they fell over dead. he then brought them back to life because hes just an all around good guy.
jimmy page uses no effects or amps he had a wireless link to his brain before wireless technology.
jimmy page doesnt need guitars and amps he can make all the music with his brain, he only uses them because if we witnessed his power our heads would explode.
the order of power in the universe goes as follows: god, jimmy page, satan. jimmy page kicks the shit out of satan on a regular basis just because.
led zeppelin was, is, and will always be the greatest band. period.