did you here about the irish man that farted in the swimming pool? he drowned trying to smell it!
two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says "how do we drinve this thing?" ............(sad, i no)
whats got 2 legs and bleeds like f*ck????............half a cat
what doesw a woman and a prawn have in common?...........bother there heads are full of shit and the pink bits taste nice
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