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All in favor of him being banned say I.....IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [ quote=kenr74,Feb 17 2005, 10:09 PM] Here you go. These should fit right in with all the other cops. 325391[/snapback]

Wow, Good luck bro....... That fucking avatar is killing me everytime LOL

Thanks for all the info guys!

Im looking for Digital camera that takes good pics (quality) and also has a video feature so I can start posting some videos of us ridding.... Any info from you guys will be gladly appreciated!

LMFAO VEry good point!!!!!

LMAO 2 rollers for you! PS. and A pass for posting your joke in my thread, Only because your my boy Ryan..LOL

Yeap, If your not good with a torch...A blow dryer works as well!!

Jeffs a good guy, get these parts while there hot!!! Free bump!!

Free bump!

I agree, do you have a set of pipes yet?

A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia a few months ago. So she sends him a care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's dick. After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce." Now THAT'S a Dear John letter!

LMFAO you have the same problem I do!!!!!!!!

Damn Blue, you f@cked up my thread and My head WTF is the answer???? LMAO

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"

Four nuns died simultaneously in a car crash and arrived at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" "Yes, father," she replied, "I once touched a man's penis with the very tip of my finger." "Swish that offending finger in holy water," St. Peter instructed, "say a prayer begging forgiveness, and cross over into the promised land." The second nun said, "Yes, father, I once touched a man's penis with my whole hand." St. Peter instructed this second offending girl to douse her entire hand in the holy water, say two prayers begging mercy, and proceed to heaven. As nun #3 approached, nun #4 shoved her aside, "Father," she shouted, "if you expect me to gargle with that crap AFTER she dunks her ass in there, you've got another thing coming!"

Get a new one in there Ryan, dont want to fuck up a fresh rebuild!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your thread sucks asssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

A stock shee is like a girl that doesnt give a blow job, nobody wants that b!tch around!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday, and yeah what he said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah what he said!!!!!!!!!!!!

A woman walked into her everyday deli to purchase some small things she needed for around the house. She walks into to the store only to find that the guy who worked the counter for 10 years was replaced by a young Indian guy named Anil.She tells anil give me two cans of cat food and a snickers! Anil replies, I'm sorry I cant sell you this cat food without proof that you own a cat, the woman storms out of the store goes home grabs her cat comes back and makes the purchase. Two days later the woman returns to the store for some bird food, She asked anil for the bird food! Anil replies, Sorry I cant sell you this bird food without proof of you having a bird. The lady says this if fucking crazy. She rushes home and gets the bird and returns to the store. She shoves the bird in anils face and demands the bird food. She also at this time has a small shoe box with a hole in the side. The lady tells anil to put his finger inside of the box, Anil puts his hand in and pulls it out very fast. He yells at the lady, what the fuck is this. She replies, that's Shit now give me 2 rolls of tissue!!

Me tooooo