Twelve priests were about to be ordained...
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big
breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a
small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of
spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the
first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the
line with the same response from all the priests until she
got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she
danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off,
clattering across the ground and laid to rest
in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled
to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.
Then all the other bells started to ring....