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[email protected] lil fucker is about to be signed up on every porn and email ad list I come across...

what is the Exciter?

just got this one again today.. one of these day's I'm taking him up on the offer.. REQUEST FOR YOUR URGENT CO-OPERATION/ASSISTANCE HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL I am a member of a special Government Committee set up for the Review and Award of contracts by the Federal Ministry Of Works and Housing. Our status rank from, Ministerial post down to Director-Generals. This Committee was principally mandated by the past Military Government to review the bogus and over-inflated contracts awarded since 1993 to May 1998, under the regime of Late General Sani Abacha who died in office in June 1998. In the course of our duty, we were able to recover about US$1,380,000,000.00(One Billion, Three Hundred and Eighty Million United States Dollars) out of which we have used our good offices to set aside the sum of US$48,140,000.00 for our utilization. However, as serving Civil Servants, our Code of Conduct Laws strictly prohibits us from owning or operating a foreign account, hence we decided to contact you and ask for your assistance confidentially. Together with some of the top officials of the Federal Ministry of Finance, we plan to transfer this amount of money into an oversea account by awarding a non-existent contract from the FMW&H to you, to perfect the transfer. What we need from you is to provide a very vital account into which the Funds will be transferred. The trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous, hence in return we have agreed to offer you 15% of the transferred sum, while 5% shall be set aside as incidental expenses (both internal and external) incurred between the parties, in the course of the whole transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance to other accounts in due course. You must note however that this transaction is subject to the following terms and conditions: a) Our conviction of your transparent honesty and diligence. That you will treat this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. c) That the funds would be transferred to an interest-bearing account where the incidence of taxation would not exert a heavy toll. It may interest you to know that in 1999, a similar transaction was carried out with one Signore Paolo Luigi, a Director of an Italian firm who made away with our funds. This time around, we need a more reliable and trustworthy person to do business with, hence this letter to you. So if you can prove yourself trusted and are interested in this deal, then we are prepared to do business with you. If this proposal satisfies you, kindly include your telephone and fax numbers in your response to enable us send you additional information/documents. Please kindly treat as urgent and strictly confidential. I honestly assure you that this transaction is 100% hitch-free and legal. Please if you are in acceptance of this transaction try to in time send to me your confidential and direct contact Tel/Fax numbers so that I can send to you details concerning the timely and successful completion of this project. You can also email me on [email protected]. I look forward to your urgent reply and thanking you for your anticipated co-operation. Yours truly, Dr. Isa Williams. [email protected]

"this post is stupid" got my vote... sorry dude you put in there...

shit sorry guys.. that imageshack stuff should workie...

oh yeah.. almost missed those pics... still expecting to see Brooke there one of these days not a bad thang..

not nude but some bikini's check 'em out here....Cars and Girls Forum

damnit.. saw this thread reappear kinda figured there would be more flaming here than this... ya'll disapponted me...

WTF turbo damnit I took that shit off!!

that would explain the fetish of windshield shitting I have been having lately.. God the HQ rocks...

sometimes these jokes are down right funny other times well.... Clever A Married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them Getting Old "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and have a movement every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00." Jack or Debra The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says. "Because I feel like shit."

damn it must be down....

I myself say Kermit I am from Dallas area also, the dunes are just as tall a Lil Sahara if you ask my, they just don't peak as much... Climb up them and it levels off then go down the other side. Lil Sahara it's up and pretty much back down. follow me? I can't say I prefer either or, but if I am loading up momma and the kids, Kermit is way cheaper.. I think kermit also has a bigger riding area.. Looking at satelite the east boundry run about 5 mile north to south... Lil Sahara is only about 1 or 2 miles from north to south... Kermit is only 60 more mile drive time from Dallas.. I want to go to Kermot Thanksgiving but I think my other buds are wanting LIL Sahara fuck it's all sand... got pics on the AFROsite and video's also my bud Joe, some drags, and me... here's the sat maps lil sahara kermit

What happened to ..... or chics on Banshee's post away...

The ATC 250x are a sporty type of the Big Red, I have a '85 and think that is possible the only year. The front shock was kinda like the 250r's and the 200x's, pretty much the only difference from Big Red besides the 22" tire instead of the 25's like the Red... with the stock muffler it is quite..

damn... I forgot you got the 4 stroker I read the title and thought, " BFS is a retard"..

I don't even want to read that clicky.... fuck em all... What they gonna do with all of us pyscho's when we can't ride and get our peace of mind... Riding helps me relax, let's me just be free. Free from all the other chaos in the world... Take it from me and I'll be very hard to deal with...

ok ok I'll go to a cafe.... it's gonna be at a [email protected] Cafe and Riding chain..... I got a buddy his brother some how took some dirt weed and made it bad ass outdoors, not sure how he does it but he does. Something about freezing the seeds before planting ... He reminds me of "chong".

Why bother to go pay there taxes, when you could grow some killer for free....

only Texas public lands. Kermit, the national forest and that's all I know of.. Most places in Texas are private. Oklahoma has nice hills toward the east, been looking for retirement land there.... Moving west is also an option! It's just that if they are gonna charge that much they need to open more public land for riding and I don't mean any little 10 acre riding spots either.... Texas has alot of land for the tree huggers why not us, do they pay a annual fee?

1 liners from the trailer park!! hell yeah!

Take the lid off, just don't try making er swim.... K&N with the waterproof outer wear.... And what the reason for the race fuel, you don't need it unless you have raised your compression...

Texas ATV Laws on Public land! An annual fee of $30-$40 F'n Texas doesn't have much land to ride that is "public". F U C K Texas I am moving.......... road and bridge fee what the hell for, am I allowed to ride on the road if I pay the fee... F U C K Texas.......

I take it ya didn't realize when this topic was posted the same as I.... It's like a year old...

mmm... assssss..... Ya'll crack me up!