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txblueshee

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  1. Looks like I don't have to go to maine anymore ... Mike
  2. Well then by all means ... ON that zuk. 450 I wouldn't want the first year anything especially first year EFI. Mike
  3. Basically... the '06 also has a taller stem so you won't knock your knees on the bars... Just a thought man, if your gonna drop that much into it why don't you pick up a used one that's been babied just to save some $$$ ..... Mike
  4. I use SIX SIX ONE gloves....Look up the fix to ease the throttle lever up on here... It's been posted many of times. Mike
  5. SON OF A BITCH...I MISSED IT!!! Mike
  6. OH MY BAGOODNESS ... Mike
  7. I'll give it a look if I got a couple days to burn and the sudden urge to feel nauseous.. Mike
  8. There wasn't any footage from baja, spain, nor. cal, rausch creek in there just for starters.... that was about a 1/4th of the film sampled. Mke
  9. Bet that room with a view of the falls cost a grip too... I always wanted to see the falls Mike
  10. A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly". The doctor sees the doubt in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump. "You son of a bitch" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor. " Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again". He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor. "Oh my god, I am going to kill you" says the father as he is running towards the baffeled doctor. "No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time". He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor. With his last breath the doctor says " I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead." Mike
  11. Muh phuckin big tymin... Mike
  12. You could just quit being a pussy .... Mike
  13. My buddies girl is 1/2 mexican and equadorian... I call her mexi-melt . Mike
  14. Last halloween me and my ex had a BIG ass fight..... anyways I hollowed out a pumkin and pinched a big ass loaf in it topped off with some sour milk and left it on her front porch.... "Happy freaking Halloween" Mike
  15. I'll let that slide seeing as how you amish don't know any better.... Mike
  16. I've never been to area 51 but I'm gonna be hittin up cooperland at the end of this month...... The '06 250f looks pretty slick with the dual exhaust.... My buddie has a crf450 and he weighs a buck fiddy soaking wet. I wouldn't let the racing class make your decision for you seein as how you're in college(how you got in is beyond me )... It takes major cheddar to race.... I say opt for the 450 and it your last bike to ever buy. Mike
  17. Duece.... I think I'm gonna have to move or something.. every chick i've tried to f**k for the past 2 months is best friends or f**kin the girl that a railed b4 her.... It's not gonna be too long b4 I get chased to south dakota by a gang of bra burners throwing dildos at me the whole way .... Mike
  18. They're essentially the same... cept one of them only has one eye and a bad case of down syndrome.... Mike
  19. I can't stand loud ass valve clatterin 4-strokes... annoying as hell ... Mike
  20. Kawasaki/ Suzuki "alliance" CLICKY..... Mike
  21. I don't care if it weighs 200lbs with LT suspension and 65hp... I couldn't ever ride a kawasuki... It's like against my religion or somethin... well.... I don't have a religion but If I did.. it would be against it.... Mike
  22. I thought about wondering down to houston and knocking up Rwanda so I can move in with her and her 13 kids from 12 baby daddy's just so I can get outa this got damd 40% tax break...... Uncle sam figures... f**k it, i'm single.. I don't need no money. Mike
  23. Don't reccomend the cordova if you're my height...I kinda got stuck that way b/c I got hung up on my visor..... Missed the bars going for a cliffhanger b4 too . Mike
  24. They'd do decent if you had 3g's to blow on beefing them up first... You're best off with a rancher or some big shit like that. Mike
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