Shee_Rookie

O.K. I must admit, My 2k Shee is all stock with the exception of tires. I bought it used and when I rode it I thought it was fast as hell. That was until I went riding with my brother and he started to smoke me on his DS 650! Anyway, I will be doing the top end here in the next week (comp was really low,something like 75 and 82 in the cylinders) which should make a big difference. Then it will be head, pipes, filter and stuff after that. One good thing is that my Shee is paid for...

O.k. here's one .. A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man." "That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to share this wine equally and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... " MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them

That kick's ASS ! I thought i was pretty decent at math until i saw this shit ...

Oh Damn!!! When I looked at this thread, I only seen the dog breaking one off. That's what I was talking about. Led's picture must have still been loading cause I never seen it. I was kinda wondering why everyone was saying that Led was sick ... That pic is F'ed up, I would never show my kids that!! Once again Led strikes with the crazy ass pics...

HAHA, that's some funny shit!!! My Dad used to tell me that. He said that if saw a dog that was about to break one off I was turn my head quick and lock my two index fingers together and pull so the dog couldn't go. The thing that is even funnier is that I tell that to my kids also.

Agreed, Pot is really not that bad, but the work place still frowns on it until it get's legalized.

Dude, I am not sure if that shampoo works or not, but when they do a hair test it is no joke. I work for the Goverment and when I was getting my clearance I had to go down for a hair test and your hair has to be a certain length and they need about a 75-100 hairs I think. Since my hair is so short on top, the girl sat there with small clippers and clipped away at my armpits until both side were bald! The best thing is to not do drugs or don't apply to a job that requires you to pass a drug test. Just remember , I have never heard of anybody retiring from McDonalds....

Led, That picture is funny as hell !!! That little pup looks scared shitless.

Damn, I'm having major flashbacks!! I went through a divorce a couple of years back and all I can say is, Mr. Niceguy doesn't always work. If you value any of your shit, put it in a family members name or sell it and have a good time with the money. I gave my X everything : house, everything in it except my clothes and even pick of the cars. Thought everything was going to be cool. Then I went to the bank to pull out some cash and found out she had cleaned out checking and savings!!!! Didn't leave me $hit Then once the monthly bills came in, she had also wracked up almost $18,000 in charges! Then when I called the credit card companies and tried to get her name off of my credit cards they said I had to have her signature "WTF" So I had to report them as being lost to get some new ones, with a different pin . I need a beer now, good luck guys!!!

Brooke's Ass is kick'in, SikGirl's chest is nice. But if Brooke had as much weight as Sikgirl, then Brooke's chest would probably be just as big!

283440[/snapback] And the best of it all. Dale E. Jr. didn't even come close...

Everyone comes from somewhere,so why not hell,I hear they have more fun down there. true. besides, i dont mind the heat, sweat looks good on me. Hell, If you don't mind. I would look good on you too ...

What color powerband, hell even I know that one.... blue right??

Broke my right collar bone and received some major brusing on valentines day showing off for the misses 1 and half yrs ago. Could have been prevented by not doing multiple shot of tequlia and thinking I was cool. At least I was wearing my helmet.

Gotta love it!

What was hilarious about it? A guy works at an ice cream shop and serves hindus ice cream? It's like your saying its funny to buy a slurpee from an arab at a 711 NO weezin the juice!!

Well when I first got my quad and found this site, I seen all these knowledgeable mo-fo's on here posting and I was like WOW. So being a Rookie as far as the Banshee, I came up with Shee_Rookie.

O.k. Well here it is... I have a all stock 2000 banshee with no mods .. Anyway I decided to check the compression in each cylinder and what I came up with is about 79 on the left and 75 on the right. Not sure if this is good with my elavation being at about 4200 ft? After this I put a brand new set of plugs, put in my clean spare air filter and new gas mixed at 32:1 and started riding. About five minutes into my ride the bike got real sluggish and an then just died. Was about a mile or so away from home and the damn thing would not start! When I would kick it over it would start for about 2 seconds and die again. Then after lettting it sit for about the length of a smoke, tried it again and nothing. Wound up pushing the bike home.. Got back and check the plugs and they looked good, not fouled out. There were no symtoms of poor performance before leading to this, any help would be appreciated. I'm thinking possibly TORS but once again I am a Rookie so any thoughts are welcome..

strangle hold, by far. Stranglehold rocks, but you can't forget Wang Dang SWEET Poontang and Cat scratch beaver, I mean fever...

Happy LateB-Day Brooke!! oh and F#ck off DickRider

Well sorry to hear about your ankle, hope it heals soon. Also I am sure there are a ton of us who have been hurt on the Shee, but you gotta get back on and ride. Just remember when you think you have conquered your Shee, that's when it will BITE YA. I know I didn't fully respect the power until I broke my collerbone. Now I have much respect for my Shee and it's not even piped, "yet" Take care...

What everyone said is true. Also with the not shutting down, i know this was a problem on Win98 and if that's what you have you can go to microsofts site and download a patch for that. Also if dial up is the only thing available in your area, see if you can get netzero. I know that they have a so called high speed dial up for about $16.00 to $17.00 a month. Late..

And if that doesn't work, you can always try the super duper, sticky icky CHRONIC.... Hope your back riding soon.

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